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 Hasselbeck Is Here To StayCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Oct 6th, 2008Just like this gigantic tranny pony will forever haunt my nightmares, Elisabeth Hasselbeck will continue to wreak havoc on "The View." She denied the rumors that she's taking her act to Fox News. Her agent issued this statement to UsWeekly yesterd...ay: "While Elisabeth Hasselbeck has a great relationship with Fox News, there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that she is leaving The View. Elisabeth is passionate in her beliefs and enjoys being a part of this dynamic group of women and engaging in daily conversations." |
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 Sienna Miller is a Big Fat CrybabyCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Oct 2nd, 2008Sienna Miller was awarded $27,000 in damages and an apology from Britain’s Daily Star yesterday after the tabloid published photos of her “in distress” while being “harassed by the paparazzi.” Kind of like the pictures you see above. E! Onl...ine reports The photo in question was published Sept. 11. It shows the 26-year-old in the lobby of a Los Angeles building cornered by more than a dozen cameramen while waiting for an elevator. Video footage of the scene showed Miller red-faced and near tears. In addition to the monetary settlement, the Daily Star issued an apology in today’s newspaper. “We accept, as we said in the article, that Ms. Miller was extremely harassed and distressed by persistent pursuit and intimidating tactics adopted by numerous paparazzi in seeking to obtain photographs of her, including the very photograph that we published. We apologize to Sienna for publishing this photograph.” |
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 Miley Cyrus asked to be spokesperson for condom companyCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 30th, 2008Miley Cyrus would be the perfect spokesperson for safe sex if LifeStyles condoms had their way. As a fan of neither product, I really don't have an opinion on the matter. Except I do and it's after the quote. What is this? Your first day? NY Daily Ne...ws reports: "Pop culture proves that teens are more ready than ever to disuss the subject of sex," said Carol Carrozza, VP of marketing for LifeStyles. "With recent reports showing that one out of four teenage girls has an STD and the high level of teenage pregnancy, we believe that Miley is both influential and relatable to this afflicted set - and is the obvious choice to get the message of safe sex out to teens across America." A rep for Cyrus says the teen has not been approached with the company's offer yet, but that it is something her and her camp would never consider. Perhaps LifeStyles should've done a better job during their marketing research. Miley Cyrus is part of the crowd that believes teaching kids about birth control makes the Baby Jesus cry. Of course, Lynne Spears' upcoming book will capture the beauty of this thought process more eloquently in "Chapter V: You're What Now?" |
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 Anne Hathaway's private journals confiscated in FBI raidCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 25th, 2008Anne Hathaway has been doing her best to distance herself from her ex-boyfriend con man Raffaello Follieri. She's even changed her number, and many believe she helped the FBI arrest him. But now she's getting pulled into the investigation after her p...rivate journals were confiscated during a raid of Raffaelo's apartment. I say around mid-afternoon the Internet will be soaked with tales of pale sex next to a roaring fire of hundred dollar bills while Bill Clinton watches. NY Daily News reports: The agents confiscated the intimate diaries of the Devil Wears Prada star during another raid on Follieri's $37,500-a-month Trump Tower pad, according to the sources. Seeking to bolster their case against the dashing Italian, who has been charged with 11 counts of fraud and money laundering, agents are also said to have seized photos of Follieri with Bill and Hillary Clinton, Pope John Paul II, and John and Cindy McCain. January 21, 2007 Raffaello bought me a yacht made of solid gold. We make love inside a Lamborghini then discard it like a used condom. June 3, 2007 We take my yacht "The Why Don't I Question Where My Boyfriend Gets His Money" out on the sea. We make love on top of a sea turtle then discard it like a used condom. June 5, 2007 The sun fucking BURNS. Raffaello confuses me for a lobster woman then attempts to seduce me. I now have doubts about our relationship. August 12, 2007 Raffaello buys me a diamond ring the size of a Buick. But not before stopping by a church and running out with the collection plate. He's so romantic. November 23, 2007 Sorry I haven't written in so long. Raffaello and I vacationed on the moon. I met presumptive presidential candidate John McCain today. He tells me his secret recipe for barbecue, but I don't know where to find unicorn hearts and the bottled tears of children. December 25, 2007 Raffaello manned a vast hunting expedition to track down the real Santa Claus. He brings me a blanket made of his beard, carcass and coat. Love is made. Expensive items discarded like condoms. February 15, 2008 Approached by FBI agent today. Asked me if Raffaello knows the pope. I tell the agent, "No, but he likes to dress like him." He laughs then pulls out duct tape and a wire tap. It itches. |
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 Brooke Hogan might be posing for PlayboyCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 24th, 2008Brooke Hogan has been offered the cover of the 55th Anniversary of Playboy. And she's actually considering doing it! I don't know why I just used an exclamation mark. Oh, that's right; I plan on jabbing it in my eye. NY Daily News reports: Bro...oke Hogan has been approached to pose nude for the famous men's magazine, her publicist told the Daily News on Wednesday. And she didn't say no. The "Brooke Hogan Knows Best" star, 20, could use a boost for her stagnant singing career. Hogan's 2006 album "Undiscovered" reportedly sold just 127,000 copies. Hugh Hefner just heard this news and put down his pipe in disgust: "I never! The day Playboy runs photographs of trannies is the day Hugh Hefner succumbs to senility. I'll see to this." He immediately buzzes his secretary: "Get Marilyn Monroe on the line. Also, I've pooped again and want to watch cartoons." |
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 Jessica Simpson booed at first country concertCategory: Music Industry - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 22nd, 2008Jessica Simpson is attempting to crossover into country music, and apparently, it's not as easy as singing about your truck and beating your wife. Who knew? She gave her first "country" performance in Wisconsin and somehow escaped without getting a b...ottle of Bud jabbed in her eye. Kenosha News reports: Many audience members found her attempt to crossover into country irritating and that her vocals lacked a southern sound. "I just don't hear the country in her; I don't hear the twang. She's not good enough to be here," said Adam Matos, 21, from Arlington Heights, Ill. One man summed her performance up in a single word. "It's crap," said Ryan Sia, 28, from East Troy. "She doesn't belong here." But Jessica Simpson tried her best to win the tough crowd over by making one of her trademark retard statements: "I don't know what your perception is of Jessica Simpson or what tabloid you buy, but I just want you to know that I'm just a girl from Texas; I'm just like you. I'm doing what I love and dating a boy," Simpson said. Note to Jessica Simpson: Probably not a good idea to tell a crowd full of roughnecks you're just like them because you're dating a boy. These guys like to keep that shit on the down low, if you know what I mean. (Read: I'm going to get my ass beat the next time I'm in Wisconsin. And I already bought tickets for the Curd Convention. Goddammit...) Thanks to James who's got the twang, ladies. |
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 Michael Lohan's paternity test delayedCategory: Other - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 21st, 2008Michael Lohan has a while to go before he finds out if he really did father a love child. The paternity test has been delayed and awaits a court order to proceed. Michael has admitted to having an affair with Kristi Kaufman who is the mother of the s...upposed missing Lohan, Ashley Kaufman. Michael had written the girl letters while in prison and basically said, "Shit. She's mine." However, he seems to be changing his tune, according to E! News: He adds that their relationship was brief and that Kaufman moved in with a new boyfriend shortly thereafter. It's that man, Michael alleges, who is the likely father. "The timing is just off," Lohan said. "If she's mine, I'll take responsibility. But I wasn't with her nine months before Ashley was born." Lohan said he's disappointed the test results will take longer than he initially thought. "But I'll do whatever it takes to find out," he says. "Everyone will know the truth soon." Michael's probably sweating things now because he's staring down the barrel of an assload of child support and can't get his hands on that Lindsay money. That said, typically, most guys start praying to the God of Doin' It* that they didn't get a woman pregnant right after intercourse, but 13 years later is better than never, I suppose. Though one time I said "I hope I didn't get you pregnant" to a chick before we even had sex - and then we didn't, so Mission: Accomplished. I win! |
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 Marisa Miller’s Fans are TrichophiliacsCategory: Other - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 21st, 2008Fans of supermodel Marisa Miller cross the occasional social boundary when it comes making requests of Maxim’s “Sexiest Woman Alive.” Marisa told the NY Daily News “My management is good about throwing away the really scary fan mail, but som...etimes I get a letter asking for some of my hair. That’s just weird!” So we’re a little “enthusiastic” from time to time. Maybe a little “overzealous.” I prefer to use those terms because they aren’t nearly as offensive to potential employers as “clinically deranged” and “court-ordered to maintain a distance of 500 feet at all times.” Let’s not get bogged down in semantics, H.R.! |
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 Kim Kardashian's Big Bikini Boobs are Big NewsCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: KingM on May 17th, 2008Kim Kardashian is an attention whore. So what's new, right? Well, how about these Kim Kardashian bikini pictures that she posted on her website. Except that they're not new. They're from a few months ago when Kim and her sisters went to Miami. But sh...e wants attention now, so she put them up on her site. |
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 Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt: Twin Girls!Category: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on May 17th, 2008Fresh off a day full of “Kung Fu Panda” promotions on Thursday, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were spotted leaving the Carlton Hotel in Cannes, France earlier today (May 16). And although the couple first said that they wish to keep the sexes o...f their twins-on-the-way a secret, FOX News is reporting that the Beowulf babe is having fraternal twin girls! |
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 The shocking truth about Agyness Deyn’s homeCategory: Other - Posted by: KingM on Apr 8th, 2008British supermodel Agyness Deyn has rented an apartment in New York. It was so tiny that its bathroom did not have space for a sink. Agyness brushes her teeth at the kitchen sink. It was not exactly a mystery why Agyness has subjected herself to such... discomfort since she could well afford to rent the biggest apartment with her immense wealth. |
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 Mary J Confirms Nuptial NewsCategory: Music Industry - Posted by: KingM on Apr 8th, 2008Mary J. Blige spilled the beans Saturday night and confirmed what everyone already knew - that Jay-Z and Beyonce tied the knot on Friday night. The two had a joint concert in Greensboro, N.C. and she congratulated Jay-Z on his marriage the previous e...vening. She gave a shout-out saying, “Congratulations to my man, Jay-Z, and my girl B!” before singing You’re All I Need. |
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 Britney’s Sitcom Stint a HitCategory: Music Industry - Posted by: KingM on Mar 26th, 2008Britney Spears’ much talked about appearance on How I Met Your Mother aired last night. That was fast! We expected it to be pretty cringe-worthy but were pleasantly surprised. She’s getting good reviews and her stint helped the show score its hig...hest ratings ever. Seems the stunt casting worked. Britney played a ditzy receptionist at a dermatologist’s office. |
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 Mary Ann Denies She Had Mary JaneCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: KingM on Mar 22nd, 2008Dawn Wells, who played Mary Ann on Gilligan’s Island, appeared on Fox News Friday and said the pot that was found in her car last fall wasn’t hers. Of course not. The 69-year-old star was pulled over in Idaho in October after a surprise birthday ...party in her honor. She was stopped for driving erratically and said she had a new car and was trying to figure out how to turn the heater on. She explains, “The policeman stopped me, and I said ‘I wasn’t speeding, officer.’ And he said, ‘no.’ And I said, ‘I have had a couple of drinks.’ I had two drinks.” |
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 Larry Sinclair said he had sex & drugs with Barack Obama.Category: Politics - Posted by: KingM on Feb 20th, 2008Larry Sinclair claimed that he met Obama in 1999. He took drugs with Obama in his limo. He performed homosexual sex on Obama. He took his story to the news media but they ignored him. He made a You Tube video here to relate his allegations. It has be...en watched about 300,000 times. He said he will take a polygraph test to validate his claims. Previously, Obama claimed that he used some drugs only during his teen years. But he was an adult in 1999 when Larry alleged that Obama took drugs with him. |
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 Mandy Moore Talks BalanceCategory: Music Industry - Posted by: rapvirus on Feb 20th, 2008As she made her way to the CW11 studios in New York City this morning for her appearance on the Morning News program, Mandy Moore looked confident and classy. The “Candy” singer wore a cream colored woven wool coat overtop her black blouse/blac...k pants combo and carried a bright red handbag. |
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 Two pregnant ladies: Ulrika Jonsson and Sophie Raworth take their baby bumps outCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jan 11th, 2008Pregnant TV presenter Ulrika Jonsson and BBC News presenter Sophie Raworth - who is also in the family way - showed off their baby bumps at the premiere of Varekai by Cirque du Soleil at the Royal Albert Hall last night. But that's where the similar...ities ended, as the two women opted for very different maternity dresses. Ulrika went for the comfort factor in Ugg-style boots, leggings and a huge blanket-style cardigan as she arrived with daughter Bo. |
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 Lindsay Lohan, New Year, Same NewsCategory: Other - Posted by: Rovtar on Jan 10th, 2008It's a new year, and Lindsay Lohan is news again, right from day one. Lindsay fell off the wagon while heralding in the New Year but supposedly it wasn't much more that a single sociable drink. Let's hope so. Here's the report on Lohan's New Ye...ar's drinking. Meanwhile Lindsay sailed into the new year in Capri, Italy by partying with 3 different guys as reported here, where you can also read about what Hayden Panettiere, Milo Ventimiglia, Paris Hilton, and Kevin Federline, were up to on or just after New Year. |
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 Intel 'undermined' laptop projectCategory: Tech - Posted by: Rovtar on Jan 10th, 2008Intel repeatedly undermined a not-for profit scheme to bring cheap laptops to children in the developing world, the head of the charity has told BBC News. Nicholas Negroponte accused Intel, which makes a rival PC, of underhand sales tactics and tr...ying to block contracts to buy his machines. The groups united in July 2007 after a series of rows but split last week. The head of Intel Paul Otellini said an accusation that the firm had failed to deliver on promises was "hogwash". "I don't want to get into specifics but we met every obligation that we were committed to," he said. Professor Negroponte responded: "My version of events is not hogwash. "Why would I throw away the six million dollars they were supposed to give us yesterday? Why would I do all of these things unless I was stark raving mad?" |
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 Another Lohan lover dishes on bedroom rompsCategory: Other - Posted by: KingM on Jan 7th, 2008You know how everybody has a “type”? Turns out Lindsay Lohan likes ’em chatty. Following in the footsteps of Lindsay’s blabby rehab ex Riley Giles, Italian waiter Alessandro di Nunzio told News of the World all about his Capri encounter with ...the libidinous Lohan. Alessandro claims he’s pained to be only the first of Lindsay’s three close encounters on Capri, where the actress attended a film festival. “I was hurt and sad when I found out about the other guys,” the self-described former model claimed. More likely, it’s money that inspired Alessandro’s loose lips. From describing Lindsay’s mismatched bra and panties and her bedroom moves as “extremely flexible and adventurous," Alessandro found no alleged detail of his Lindsay encounter too personal to keep confidential. |
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