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 Helena Christensen bikini pics!Category: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 14th, 2008According to Bauer-Griffin, Helena has “still got it.” What exactly, I’m not sure. It better not be my wallet. I lost it about a week ago. I thought a pickpocket stole it but now that I think about it, I guess it could have been Helena Christen...sen. First my virginity and now my wallet, I swear this bitch can be so manipulative sometimes. |
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 Jenny McCarthy Bikini PicturesCategory: Other - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 14th, 2008The bikini pictures keep on coming, and since summer is almost over (sad, I know), I figure I'll keep on doing posts like this Jenny McCarthy bikini pictures post until the well dries up. Though, I kinda wish we could get some new Jenny McCarthy nude... pictures again. After all, she did start out her career posing naked for Playboy. And from an academic point of view, it would be interesting to see if she's changed at all. Though, I guess her breasts won't have changed. But I'd like to be the judge of that. Anyway, I'm not sure what photoshoot Jenny is posing for, but I can't wait to see the Photoshopped results. |
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 Rihanna & Chris Brown Bask in the Barbados SunCategory: Music Industry - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 13th, 2008Rihanna and her beau Chris Brown soak in the sun while vacationing together in her homeland Barbados on Tuesday. The R&B power couple touched down in Barbados together on Sunday. Since then, Rihanna, 20, and Chris, 19, have been trying out all of ...the watersports including riding waverunners, water tubes, water rafts and speedboats. You think Rihanna took Chris home to meet her parents? 15+ pictures inside of shirtless Chris Brown and bikini-clad Rihanna basking in the Barbados sun… |
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 Selena Gomez Bikini PicturesCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 13th, 2008In the Teen Starlet Wars, if Miley Cyrus is the Evil Galactic Empire, then Selena Gomez is the Rebel Alliance. So I guess that makes these Selena Gomez bikini pictures the Battle of Yavin, and Selena is Luke Skywalker blowing up the Death Star. Yes, ...I'm a nerd. Anyway, story is, Selena Gomez, the 16-year-old star of Disney's The Wizards of Waverly Place, is now dating Nick Jonas, Miley Cyrus' ex. So Miley's a bit peaved, shall we say. I bet Miley won't be very happy that with the attention Selena gets from these bikini pics, either. Oh yeah, it's on. |
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 Kate Bosworth Bikini PicsCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 12th, 2008If you get tired of having to use your imagination to conjure up images of seventh grade boys in bikinis, these pics of Kate Bosworth frolicking in Malibu over the weekend will be a welcome relief. And they’ll definitely free up some time to work o...n your “my name is ___ and I’m a registered sex offender” handshake and your door-to-mailbox suicide sprints. |
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 Kim Kardashian Frolics in the SurfCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 9th, 2008What causes the tides to turn? The moon you say? I don’t think so. New scientific evidence points to Kim Kardashian’s ass as being responsible for the ocean’s life-giving ebb and flow. The gravity pull on that thing has got to be asstronomical! |
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 Emma Watson’s Bikini PartyCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 8th, 2008The only cons about these Emma Watson bikini pictures is that they look like camera phone shit quality and some asshole decided to tag the hell outta’ them. Despite the drawbacks, Ms. Watson in a swimsuit is a rare sight to behold, so consider thes...e skin-exposing shots worthy of the time spent posting this for you. The Harry Potter starlet is candid and frolicking with a significant other in the recently snapped pictures. Oh, In case you’re wondering, that balding guy is not her uncle, rather the very man who claimed 18-year-old Emma’s virginity. Yes folks, a very lucky and skilled 27-year-old bastard, specializing in the art of cradle robbery. |
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 Jennifer Flavin in Her Bikini of the DayCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 7th, 2008Everyone’s been focusing on Sly Stalone in these beach pictures, mainly because he’s 60 and jacked and obviously on steroids and that seems to be a big deal to gossip reporters, but the truth is, dude has been ripped for the last 25 years and who... really gives a fuck about an old tired man holding onto his youth as tightly as he can, especially when he’s prancing around with his wife, who is in a bikini and a lot easier on the fuckin’ eyes than the freak of nature she is married to. |
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 Lisa Rinna’s Tight Body In A BikiniCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 7th, 2008Here are some pics of Lisa Rinna whoring it up in a bikini at the DKNY beach house. Theres a lot of hot action going on at this DKNY beach house. First it was Audrina Partridge, then it was Audrina Partridge again, then it was Carmen Electra and now ...its this whore. Someone needs to find this place…its like the beachhouse of whores in bikinis. |
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 Miranda Kerr Bikini PicturesCategory: Other - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 7th, 2008Miranda Kerr is quickly becoming one of my favorite supermodels, with her long legs, gorgeous eyes and great ass what else could you ask for. She could use a little more on the top shelf but that can be fixed, Christmas is just around the corner. |
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 The Klum-Samuel Vacation Goes Bikini and Yacht StyleCategory: Other - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 7th, 2008The Klum-Samuel Italian vacation took a turn for the luxurious yesterday when the family slipped into bathing suits and set up shop lounging on the beach in Ponza, Italy. The whole group made time for lots of family photos and lunch before hopping on... a little boat to take them out to a yacht. Not your average family Summer vacation. Seal's neon pink swim shorts are great, but they're no match for Heidi's bikini body. Of course, the three kids are adorable snuggling up to mom and dad, practicing their swimming skills and living the good life all the way in Italy. |
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 Bianca Gascoigne Topless in Zoo MagazineCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 6th, 2008Most Americans won’t know who Page 3 girl and “Love Island” winner Bianca Gascoigne is, but she’s topless, so it probably won’t matter to them anyway. If there’s one thing Americans love, it’s boobs. And deep fryers. And beer and discou...nt department stores and imperialistic entitlement! Just try and stop us, world! U - S - A! U - S- A! |
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 Nereida Gallardo has a secretCategory: Other - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 2nd, 2008I think she has breast implants. Shhhhhhhhhh! Don’t tell her I told you. NOTE: Since I know most of you have never heard of this chick, she’s soccer superstar/lover of hot pants Cristiano Ronaldo’s ex |
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 Bar Refaeli is a Blue Buxom BeautyCategory: Other - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 2nd, 2008Bar Refaeli hangs out at the VIP Room in St, Tropez, France on Tuesday. The 23-year-old beauty has been burning up the Internets after getting spotted on the beaches of St. Tropez in a hot pink bikini on Wednesday. Check them out if you missed the...m! Girlfriend to actor Leonardo DiCaprio, the pair haven’t been seen much together for a few months. For those Bar fans out there, check out a video of the Israeli beauty in Brazil posing for Hurley. 10+ pictures of Bar Refaeli, the blue buxom beauty… |
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 Bar Rafaeli in a bikiniCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 1st, 2008These are shots of Leonardo DiCaprio's on/off girlfriend model Bar Rafaeli. I don't know what it says about a man who gets tired seeing a girl like this naked. Except I do and it says "Hey, I'm Leonardo DiCaprio and can get any woman I want with mini...mal to no effort." Yeah, well, I can get any chick I want too. Provided she's susceptible to hypnosis, a heavy drinker and "trying to pay her way through law school." |
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 Paulina Rubio Bikini PicturesCategory: Music Industry - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 1st, 2008I’ve often wondered, “When is the appropriate time to wear a fur stole?” A real fur stole — one with the face still attached and taxidermied eyes — not some of that fake rabbit shit they sell at Kohl’s. Is it at a polo match in Monte Carl...o? Dinner and drinks at the top of the Empire State building? In your secret lair, over a cocktail and the blueprints for a machine that will destroy the world? In a word, no. As demonstrated by singer Paulina Rubio, the correct answer is “on the beach in a bikini.” Technically the dog she’s holding is still alive, but you still get a pretty good idea of how it will look. All she’s lacking is the monacle and gilded cane and a pocket watch sewn into her triangle top and the ensemble is complete! British accent sold separately. |
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 Mischa Barton Bikini PicturesCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 1st, 2008The other day I posted some pictures of Mischa Barton with her ass hanging out of her saggy bathing suit so when I was emailed more bikini pictures I was a little worried they’d be more of the same. Luckily these are a little better, she doesn’t ...look like her normal hippie chic self, she actually looks kind of hot. One of her tits is trying to make a break for it. Nice. |
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 Paulina Rubio in a bikiniCategory: Music Industry - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 31st, 2008These are pics of Latin pop singer Paulina Rubio on vacation with her husband. I don't really have much to say about these except for such stereotypical responses as "Holy Frijoles!"; "Ay dios mio!"; and "El queso está viejo y pútrido. ¿Dónde está el sanitario?" |
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 S.S. Shauna Sand Bikini PicturesCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 31st, 2008I assumed these were old promo stills from Jenna Jameson’s “Zombie Strippers.” Turns out it’s actually former Playmate Shauna Sand in Miami, and she looks that way on purpose. I’d still clobber it in the head with a machete if it came too c...lose. If there’s one thing I learned from a childhood spent playing “Castlevania,” it’s that zombies give no quarter! And also that the holy water is the best sub-weapon to defeat the Grim Reaper. I’m sure that’s gonna come in handy sometime. |
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 Britney Spears gets her bikini on, my eyes suprisingly don't hate meCategory: Music Industry - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 29th, 2008I'd traveled to all four corners of the Earth, and at last, I found her again. This would be our final battle. The killing blow to be delivered by the bazooka I won off an Army colonel in a game of Russian roulette. But, suddenly, there's a commotion.... It's coming from- from- my pants? What manner of trickery is this? Arousal? How can this be? No no no NO! "Y'ALLLLLLLLLLLLL" She's spotted me. With my khaki tent fully pitched, I must flee - or must I? I find myself drawn to the creature. I step out of the brush and approach it. Instead of paralyzing fear, I feel strange emotions. Is this how it was meant to be? Two brutal enemies become star-crossed lovers. Yes, I can feel my heart warming as the anticipation of embrace grips me. It's at that moment I realize my folly. I had tucked a Snickers bar in my safari hat earlier that day. Well played, Beast. Well pla- "CRUNCH!" |
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