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 Pete Wentz's Favorite Thing About Wife Ashlee? Her Breasts!Category: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Dec 12th, 2008What's Pete Wentz's favorite feature on wife Ashlee Simpson-Wentz? "I would start with the breasts," the new dad (son Bronx Mowgli was born three weeks ago) tells E!'s Daily 10. Check out photos of smooshed boobs. But he doesn't just love Simpson-...Wentz for her hot body. "Ashlee is the kind of person that understands me in a way that other human beings don't understand each other," he says.... |
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 Nicole Richie is differentCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Oct 28th, 2008Nicole Richie has changed. Not personality-wise. Her personality is still abhorrent. On a personality scale of 1-10, 10 being the best and 1 being a watermelon, Nicole scores a 4. No, the change I’m talking about is chest-wise. Her breasts have got...ten bigger. Have you noticed? It makes her much more bearable. It even raises her ... |
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 Heather Graham’s breasts the latest victim of gravityCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Oct 24th, 2008Chicken Little says: “Heather Graham’s breasts are falling! Heather Graham’s breasts are falling!” Poor Heather Graham. She found moderate success in Boogie Nights but lost it after doing films like Say It Isn’t So and Gray Matters. Now she... has saggy boobs which means she’s all but unemployable in Hollywood. The only thing she can do ... |
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 Christina Aguilera Breasts Can't Save That Old Lady OutfitCategory: Music Industry - Posted by: rapvirus on Oct 19th, 2008Christina Aguilera’s look seems to be getting worse and worse over the years. I blame her baby. Here she is at some event in an outfit you’d expect to see the old lady from your neighborhood wearing, you know the one whose mattress caught on fire... because she was smoking in bed and who’d walk the streets in her nightgown. I’ve always wondered what that old lady would look like with big fake tits. Now I know. |
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 Salma Hayek's Breasts Are HUGE!Category: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Oct 14th, 2008Here’s Salma Hayek on the set of 30 Rock showing off her amazing mommy cleavage, and all I have to say is WOW! That little baby of hers will never go hungry. Nor will the people on set. Maybe blind though…. |
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 Carmen Electra And Her Sweater Stretching PuppiesCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Oct 13th, 2008Carmen Electra is still in Italy promoting her film Disaster Movie (4 months too late), but I felt it was important to report on this once again because this time the girl’s breasts are trying to break through her sweater and I’m pretty sure ther...e will be permanent indentations in this one. Anyway, that’s always relevant news in my opinion. |
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 Lindsay Lohan's Breasts are Huge, and On DisplayCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Oct 10th, 2008Okay, here's the drill, Lindsay Lohan is walking around in a see-through top, and obviously, you can see her breasts, and nipples, too. It's a thing she does because she wants attention, and frankly, I love it. Now, normally, I'd put those patented l...ittle red stars over her naughty bits (like in the main pic above), to preserve everyone's decency, and not offend the morality police, but there's over 70 pictures in this set, and fuck if I'm going to put stars on each and every picture. So, just keep in mind that you can see Lindsay Lohan's tits on full display in just about every one of these pictures, and let's just forget about the stars this one time, K? |
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 Who Wants to Californicate with Madeline Zima?Category: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Oct 9th, 2008Californication actress Madeline Zima and her breasts are front and center in next month’s issue of Complex magazine. Note how the good people at Complex completely eschewed subtlety for in-your-face nippleage! There’s one photo where you can’t... even see her face, for Chrissakes. It just screams “You’ve got a serious case of butterface and your acting is mediocre at best, but you’ve got nipples, so say cheese!” Kirsten Dunst might want to start taking notes and maybe combing her hair forward. |
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 Miranda Kerr’s Breasts Are PerfectCategory: Other - Posted by: rapvirus on Oct 5th, 2008I know in my previous Miranda Kerr post I said let’s not rush getting her naked because then we’ll have nothing to look forward to in the future. Well, I would like to retract that statement, because after viewing this see-through picture, I can...t help but want to see more of her tits… all the time. They’re damn perfect! Enjoy. |
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 DITA VON TEESE GETS CROSS WITH THE PLASTIC FANTASTICSCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Oct 3rd, 2008Cadaverous smut siren Dita Von Teese has been getting mighty het up about celebs who don't admit to having cosmetic surgery. Which is a distinctly unwise decision for someone who is carved entirely out of wax. "I'm meeelllllting..." she shrieked shor...tly after giving her comments to the press. Dita has never made a secret of having her breasts recrafted out of luxury scented candles, all the better to tempt freakshow Marilyn Manson with. |
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 Katy Perry’s Breasts Cause ConfusionCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Oct 2nd, 2008I’m still not sold on this Katy Perry chick, sometimes she’s hot sometimes she’s not, she needs to get it together. Here she is trying to be glamorous at some fashion show in Paris, I said trying because she’s not quite pulling it off. Her dr...ess says she should be selling lemonade in some small town somewhere but her tits say ten bucks for a lap dance. I’m confused. |
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 Holly Madison’s Breasts Are WOW!Category: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Sep 28th, 2008So there have been rumors about Holly Madison and Hugh Heffner being on the outs, or that she’s with Criss Angel or something. But who really gives a crap about that? I mean, the girl is shacked up with a dude who’s about to croak and what, you e...xpect her not to be banging people on the side? Also, you don’t think Hugh knows about this? The guy is so old he practically invented swinging, c’mon people. Anyway, enough about that nonsense. What’s way more important is Holly’s awesome tit action at the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards. Now that’s news! |
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 Audrina Patridge Because She Used To Be HotCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Sep 25th, 2008Audrina Patridge’s popularity has plummeted these last few months, and I blame it on the fact that A) she’s completely useless and B) she hasn’t been exposing her breasts lately. Now I’m not too sure if I even want to see them anymore because... it appears that she’s losing weight, because looking at her cleavage it’s like her funbags are hanging on for dear life. In fact, the separation between the two is almost Victoria Beckham-like. Anyway, the love affair with her boobs was nice while it lasted but there are bigger and better ones out there. The girl is done. Just like last night’s steak dinner. |
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 Brooke Hogan Says her Breasts Are RealCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Sep 25th, 2008The Sun reports, The reality star was asked the all-important question by shock-jock HOWARD STERN on his radio show. She responded by saying “they’re real” before revealing her she got the “D-cup boobs gene” from her auntie. What s...he’s not mentioning is that she literally got her boobs from her auntie. I refuse to believe that Brooke Hogan was created by natural human procreation. Ol’ Mom and Dad had her made in the basement out of spare parts, I’m thinking. Mom Linda didn’t really need to have a penis too since Hulk already had one (this was before the ‘roids shrunk it down to a Lil’ Smokie–hindsight is 20/20, they say) so they amputated that and it got bolted on Brooke, along with some extra muscle from some expired beef jerky they found in the pantry. The problem with that is that Dad has to rub lotion on her to keep the jerky somewhat supple and flexible. That’s the totally innocent and non-sexual reason for those pictures of him lubing up her ass. Don’t judge until you know the whole story. |
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 Taylor Momsen Red Alert: Opening Night At The MetCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Sep 24th, 2008Another excuse for getting all dolled up (no California casual allowed) besides awards shows is going to the opera. And some fancy-looking celebs got dry-cleaned, pressed and ready to go to the opening of the 125th Metropolitan Opera opening night. ... Taylor Momsen had a gown that was a lovely shade of red and some lipstick to match. Now, if we could just get her breasts properly secured and a hairstyle that works, I'd be a happy blogger. Way to represent for Gossip Girl at the Met again, Tay-Tay. |
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 Christina Hendricks Is Thew New Cleavage QueenCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Sep 23rd, 2008I’m not into redheads, but Christina Hendricks, who I’d never heard of until last night, has potentially made me a convert for life. That is, assuming every redhead grows huge breasts like she has. Anyway, move over Scarlett Johansson, Christina ...has your bra covered. There’s a new cleavage queen in Tinsel town. |
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 Elizabeth Hurley’s Breasts Are StarsCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Sep 21st, 2008I can never get tired of seeing Elizabeth Hurley’s breasts. It doesn’t matter what outfit she has on, because I know the ladies are going to be out front and center. They’re stars, and she knows it! And I think it’s about time they get their ...very own spot on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Just think of the positive effect it would have on tourism. I know I‘d be visiting them every day. |
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 Rosario Dawson Drops Some Serious CleavageCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Sep 18th, 2008My uber-crush, Rosario Dawson, attended the premiere of her new movie Eagle Eye last night and had everyone mesmerized with her shwingtastic cleavage, which even a blind man could clearly see. I totally dig Rosario, and have for years now, but she ha...rdly ever unleashes her magnificent breasts for all to see so today let us take a moment and rejoice that she decided to grace us with the sight of her ginormous cleavage. Love it! |
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 Emmanuelle Chriqui’s Breasts Have Made Me A BelieverCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Sep 12th, 2008Emmanuelle Chriqui seems to have come out of nowhere, I had never heard of her until recently and I couldn’t decide how hot she was. But these pictures have won me over, there’s something about her I like, I’m not sure what it is but I really r...eally wish I could put my finger on it, maybe even motorboat it a little bit. |
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 Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Make A Great Mic StandCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Sep 10th, 2008I know Jessica Simpson played at the Grand Ole Opry a couple of days ago, but damn that’s a great place for a microphone. Among other things. |
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