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 Rosanne Barr Hates Angelina JolieCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus 22 hours, 46 minutes agoRosanne Barr just blogged some very nasty comments about Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and her actor father, Jon Voight. Here’s what the 55-year-old comedian/actress had to say: “Jon Voight is a frightened little girl in a pink ballet tutu… your... evil spawn Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby Brad Pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. (Just sayin’). |
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 Angelina Jolie to endorse a presidential candidate, world waits with bated breath, I eat a sandwichCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus 1 week agoFirst, the world waited to see the first photos of Angelina Jolie's newborn twins. Now, we wait to see who she'll endorse to be President of the United States. My God, how much power does this woman have? How do we know her breasts aren't intergalact...ic weapons of doom that will conquer us all? You don't see Hannity & Colmes tackling that issue. For the record, I volunteer myself to investigate. |
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 That didn’t take longCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus 2 weeks agoAngelina Jolie already wants to adopt another kid. Of course she does. It’s been nearly three weeks since she last gave birth. This time Angelina wants to save China. A source told Britain’s Star magazine: “Angelina is devastated over th...e earthquake that occurred in China in May. She has been in constant touch with relief workers as part of her UN involvement, and even got her hands on photos of a few orphaned kids. She’s made overtures offering a home to one earthquake orphan, or even two if they are siblings.” |
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 Angelina and Brad Did It the Old Fashioned WayCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus 2 weeks agoDespite reports suggesting otherwise, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt say that their newborn twins were not the product of in vitro fertilization. In Touch Weekly says Angelina denies Us Weekly’s recent report that she underwent fertility treat...ments. “If they had been conceived though IVF, we would have been happy to discuss it,” she tells People magazine. “But we have been fortunate never to have had fertility problems.” Brad reportedly said, “Are you fucking kidding me? I drilled that ass like it was an Alaskan coastline during the Bush administration,” but ultimately People found his comment too politically charged for printing. |
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 Angelina Jolie’s Twins — First Pictures!Category: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus 2 weeks, 2 days agoHere are the first pictures of the world’s most famous twins Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie new baby joys. “It is chaos,” laughs Angie on life at the sprawling Chateau Miraval in Provence, “but we are manag...ing it and having a wonderful time.” Good dad Brad, meanwhile, confides: “Viv is proving to resemble Ange in spirit, attitude and physicality… And Knox, he’s a bit of me.” The new issue of People (on newsstands Monday) will give an exclusive 19-page view of the Jolie-Pitt family of eight including the twins’ four older siblings, Maddox, 7, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, 2. |
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 Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt's house invaded by ninja paparazziCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus 3 weeks, 3 days agoAngelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's French chateau was invaded by camo-wearing paparazzi. The two men Rambo'd there way onto the grounds - only to get their shit wrecked by Pitt-Jolie security guards. BOFF! POW! CAMERA IN THE ASS! The AP reports: P...olice spokeswoman Capt. Olivia Poupot said Friday the two photographers were wearing camouflage clothes. She said police officers took them and the two guards in for questioning after Thursday's bust-up at the Jolie-Pitt family's Miraval estate. Poupot said she didn't know how long the paparazzi had been on the chateau grounds or further details about the "altercation with the guards." "One can imagine that if you discover someone in your garden who is taking your photo then you're not necessarily going to politely show them the way out," she said. Seriously, no offense to Brad and Angelina, but what is so goddamn special about getting photos of their babies? Just take a picture of some newborns at the hospital AND NOBODY WOULD KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. Is there something someone's not telling me? Do these kids have tails? No, wait, unicorn horns! I bet that's it; holy shit, yes! Where's my camo paint? UPDATE: Mission aborted. Lost a leg in the piranha pit after Maddox punched me in. Though it was pretty funny when he said "You cheat, Dr. Jones!" Best $5 I ever spent - until all the leg eating. |
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 Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt didn't make their babies the all-natural way (Lame!)Category: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus 3 weeks, 5 days agoAngelina Jolie wasn't knocked up with twins by way of Brad Pitt's penis. Instead, she went with in vitro fertilization because nobody puts Angelina in a corner, not even nature! Unless nature looks like Billy Bob Thornton then maybe. Us Weekly report...s: "They conceived through in vitro fertilization," a well-placed source within their camp tells Us. "They both desperately wanted more babies soon." The chance of having fraternal twins at Angelina's age (33) naturally is under 1 percent; with in vitro, the chances are 25 percent. The actress chose the procedure (which can cost around $12,000 a pop) so "she wouldn't have to deal with the stress of trying to get pregnant," the source tells Us. "She could just knock it out." Wow. Is Brad Pitt even having sex with Angelina Jolie? Or is he locked in a room every night with a copy of Gia and some test tubes? Some guys have all the luck. |
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 Angelina Jolie Leaves Hospital With TwinsCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 20th, 2008Angelina Jolie has left the French hospital where she gave birth to twins last week. The Lenval hospital in the southern French city of Nice said in a statement on its website: “Angelina Jolie left the clinic Santa Maria of Foundation Lenval aro...und 4AM on July 19 with her babies, Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline. The mother and her babies are doing very well.” The Fondation Lenval also thanked the Jolie-Pitts for choosing the hospital. It also thanked the hospital staff “for the attention and care they paid to the family and the journalists around the hospital who did their best to respect their privacy.” No word on where Brad, Angelina, Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, Knox and Vivienne are headed to next… |
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 Nicole Kidman takes a jab at Angelina Jolie thus igniting The Baby War of '08Category: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 16th, 2008Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have quietly thumbed their noses at celebs brokering baby photo deals. Probably not a smart move because I'm pretty sure Angelina Jolie could take Nicole in a fight. In fact, in the sake of research, I'm going to imagine... such a battle right now. "Pow! BAM! Ziff! Use the battering ram, Nicole!" While I'm performing my journalistic duties, scope out what a friend of Nicole's told the Sydney Morning Herald. "BOFF! Eek! Ease up, Angelina. She's Australian!": "They don't think it's appropriate to make deals. They are still deciding how they feel about - if and when they will release a photo at all. But they realise there is enormous interest from the public and they are grateful and appreciative of that," the source said. |
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 Jon Voight: I’m Happy For Angelina Jolie’s TwinsCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 14th, 2008Angelina Jolie’s actor father, Jon Voight, has been busy shooting the upcoming season of the hit FOX drama, 24. But The Insider caught up with the 69-year-old actor on his film break to ask about his two new grandchildren, Knox Leon and Vivienne... Marcheline. Voight said, “I am deeply happy. I’m over the moon. It’s magnificent. In this world, all we can hope for is that mommy and the kids are healthy. I’m very excited and thanks for letting me send my love to them. If I were called today, I’d be there.” |
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 Knox Leon & Vivienne Marcheline Baby Pictures On The Way!Category: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 13th, 2008Here are some more details about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s fraternal twins. Angie, 33, gave birth to a boy, Knox Leon, and a girl, Vivienne Marcheline, by Cesarean section on Saturday night at the Santa Maria clinic of the Lenval Foundation... in Nice, France. Knox weighed 5.03 lbs, and Vivienne 5 lbs. Angie’s obstetrician Dr. Michael Sussmann told People, “The babies are doing well. The operation went just perfectly. Angelina is in very good spirits. Brad Pitt was at her side. He was there and all was well. The mother and father are very, very happy.” Here’s a recap of all the Jolie-Pitt kids’ first and middle names, along with their ages: Maddox Chivan, 6 Pax Thien, 4 Zahara Marley, 3 Shiloh Nouvel, 2 Vivenne Marcheline, 1 day Knox Leon, 1 day What a beautiful set of names for Brad and Angie’s three boys and three girls! As reported earlier, Brad and Angie’s attorneys already scooped up domain names for the twins. And last we heard, the bidding for the Knox and Vivienne baby pics was at $15+ million. |
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 Welcome Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline!Category: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 13th, 2008More confirmed reports are coming in that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie welcomed healthy twins on Saturday–a boy named Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt and a girl named Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt. (This report from earlier today is shaping up to be true!) ... Maddox, Pax, Knox. It kinda makes sense! Vivienne’s middle name was chosen as a nod to her late grandmother, Marcheline Bertrand (Angelina’s mother who lost a battle with ovarian cancer). Knox was the middle of name of Brad’s maternal grandfather (His mom was James Etta Hillhouse, her father was Hal Knox Hillhouse). |
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 Maddox and Uncles James Visit Angelina JolieCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 6th, 2008Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s 6-year-old son Maddox Jolie-Pitt rides in a car with his uncle, James Haven, en route to Lenval Hospital in Nice, France today. James is Angie’s older brother by two years. Obviously, Mad and uncle James were vis...iting Angelina Jolie, who is currently under observation before she gives birth to her twins “in the weeks to come.” Isn’t Maddox’s new haircut the cutest?! |
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 Maddox Visits Mommy AngelinaCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 5th, 2008Maddox Jolie-Pitt, the 6-year-old son of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, is carried into Lenval Hospital in Nice, southern France by a bodyguard on Friday. Brad was seen carrying Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, 2, into the hospital on Wednesday. Angie’s... obstetrician, Dr. Michel Sussmann, said earlier this week, “Everything is normal. She is very well, and she’s okay. She will stay in the hospital until the birth. Let’s say the birth will happen in the weeks to come.” |
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 Mayor: Brad & Angelina’s Twins Always Welcome In NiceCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 5th, 2008Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s soon-to-be-born twins will always be considered honorary citizens of Nice, regardless of whether they opt to obtain French citizenship, the mayor of Nice said Friday. The Hollywood super couple have chosen the rela...tively low-key Rivieria city for the birth of their twins, expected within weeks. Jolie has been hospitalized since Sunday in the seaside Lenval hospital, which has a magnificent view of the Mediterranean below. Pitt has been making regular visits, often with some of their children in tow. “That is for the citizens of Nice a very great honor and a great satisfaction,” mayor Christian Estrosi said. “We are very happy for this choice of Mrs. Angelina Jolie and Mr. Brad Pitt and I want to say to them that I wish a lot of joy to them and the babies, and great success for all of their lives.” |
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 Brad Pitt Visits Angelina Jolie in HospitalCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 4th, 2008New photos of Brad Pitt visiting Angelina Jolie at a French Riviera hospital surfaced today, as her obstetrician Dr. Michel Sussmann said at a press conference this morning the actress is "doing very well." "Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have asked me... to tell you that she is very, very well actually." When asked when Jolie was expected to give birth, Sussmann replied: "I can't give you a date for the birth. It will be in the weeks to come. I can tell you that her hospitalization is [under] completely normal circumstances and there is no reason to talk about prematurity." |
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 Doctor: Angelina Jolie Is Doing Very WellCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 3rd, 2008Angelina Jolie’s obstetrician, Dr. Michel Sussmann, announced at press conference that the expectant mom and the twins are doing well. Sussman shared the news with media at the Lenval Hospital in Nice, southern France on Wednesday. He said, “[...Angelina’s] hospitalization at this stage of her pregnancy is strictly normal for someone who underwent a caesarean in her first pregnancy.” Asked when Angie is expected to have her twins, he replied, “This is something you can’t program, you never know for sure. I can’t give you a date. Let’s say the birth will happen in the weeks to come.” |
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 Angelina Jolie Gives Birth To Twins?Category: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 1st, 2008French media is reporting that Angelina Jolie gave birth to her twins at a hospital in France on Tuesday morning, July 1. The French edition of Closer magazine is reporting that the 33-year-old actress started going into labor yesterday evening. ... Jolie’s action-packed thriller Wanted opened big this past weekend, raking in a whopping $50.9 million at the box office. Congratulations to the entire Jolie-Pitt clan if it’s true! |
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 ‘Wanted’ Breaks Box Office RecordsCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jun 30th, 2008The Angelina Jolie action thriller Wanted scored the best opening ever for an R-rated film released in June and the 6th best opening of all time for any R-rated pic, according to Variety. The film, which also starred James McAvoy and Morgan Freema...n, placed No. 2 at the box office this past weekend behind the endearing toon Wall-E. At $23.1 million, Wall-E scored the biggest opening-day gross of all nine Pixar films and raked in an estimated $62.5 million for the weekend. Wanted soared beyond expectations, pulling in a whopping $51.1 million. FYI: If you haven’t seen Wanted yet, you get to see Angie’s derrière in all its glory for a mere split-second. |
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 Angelina Jolie Will Bring Boys To Their KneesCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jun 28th, 2008Angelina Jolie will bring boys to their knees in her new action thriller Wanted, according to a movie critic for the New York Times. Manohla Dargis says, “Ms. Jolie has been perfectly cast as a super-scary, seemingly amoral assassin named (wait ...for it) Fox. Few American actresses, especially those with such pin-skinny arms, can make beating a guy to the ground look so easy and, yeah, man, like fun. With her mean smiley-sneer and snug clothes, her heels and hieroglyphics, she cuts the kind of disciplinarian figure who can bring antsy boys of all ages to their knees or at least into their theater seats.” Wanted is out in theaters everywhere today!!! James McAvoy and Morgan Freeman costars. FYI: Sources tell The Daily News that contrary to denials, Angie has given birth to her twins. “They’re waiting till the babies are bigger and stronger before they allow anyone to take their picture,” a source told the paper. |
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