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 Nereida Gallardo has a secretCategory: Other - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 2nd, 2008I think she has breast implants. Shhhhhhhhhh! Don’t tell her I told you. NOTE: Since I know most of you have never heard of this chick, she’s soccer superstar/lover of hot pants Cristiano Ronaldo’s ex |
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 Bar Refaeli is a Blue Buxom BeautyCategory: Other - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 2nd, 2008Bar Refaeli hangs out at the VIP Room in St, Tropez, France on Tuesday. The 23-year-old beauty has been burning up the Internets after getting spotted on the beaches of St. Tropez in a hot pink bikini on Wednesday. Check them out if you missed the...m! Girlfriend to actor Leonardo DiCaprio, the pair haven’t been seen much together for a few months. For those Bar fans out there, check out a video of the Israeli beauty in Brazil posing for Hurley. 10+ pictures of Bar Refaeli, the blue buxom beauty… |
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 Bar Rafaeli in a bikiniCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 1st, 2008These are shots of Leonardo DiCaprio's on/off girlfriend model Bar Rafaeli. I don't know what it says about a man who gets tired seeing a girl like this naked. Except I do and it says "Hey, I'm Leonardo DiCaprio and can get any woman I want with mini...mal to no effort." Yeah, well, I can get any chick I want too. Provided she's susceptible to hypnosis, a heavy drinker and "trying to pay her way through law school." |
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 Paulina Rubio Bikini PicturesCategory: Music Industry - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 1st, 2008I’ve often wondered, “When is the appropriate time to wear a fur stole?” A real fur stole — one with the face still attached and taxidermied eyes — not some of that fake rabbit shit they sell at Kohl’s. Is it at a polo match in Monte Carl...o? Dinner and drinks at the top of the Empire State building? In your secret lair, over a cocktail and the blueprints for a machine that will destroy the world? In a word, no. As demonstrated by singer Paulina Rubio, the correct answer is “on the beach in a bikini.” Technically the dog she’s holding is still alive, but you still get a pretty good idea of how it will look. All she’s lacking is the monacle and gilded cane and a pocket watch sewn into her triangle top and the ensemble is complete! British accent sold separately. |
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 Mischa Barton Bikini PicturesCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 1st, 2008The other day I posted some pictures of Mischa Barton with her ass hanging out of her saggy bathing suit so when I was emailed more bikini pictures I was a little worried they’d be more of the same. Luckily these are a little better, she doesn’t ...look like her normal hippie chic self, she actually looks kind of hot. One of her tits is trying to make a break for it. Nice. |
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 Paulina Rubio in a bikiniCategory: Music Industry - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 31st, 2008These are pics of Latin pop singer Paulina Rubio on vacation with her husband. I don't really have much to say about these except for such stereotypical responses as "Holy Frijoles!"; "Ay dios mio!"; and "El queso está viejo y pútrido. ¿Dónde está el sanitario?" |
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 S.S. Shauna Sand Bikini PicturesCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 31st, 2008I assumed these were old promo stills from Jenna Jameson’s “Zombie Strippers.” Turns out it’s actually former Playmate Shauna Sand in Miami, and she looks that way on purpose. I’d still clobber it in the head with a machete if it came too c...lose. If there’s one thing I learned from a childhood spent playing “Castlevania,” it’s that zombies give no quarter! And also that the holy water is the best sub-weapon to defeat the Grim Reaper. I’m sure that’s gonna come in handy sometime. |
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 Britney Spears gets her bikini on, my eyes suprisingly don't hate meCategory: Music Industry - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 29th, 2008I'd traveled to all four corners of the Earth, and at last, I found her again. This would be our final battle. The killing blow to be delivered by the bazooka I won off an Army colonel in a game of Russian roulette. But, suddenly, there's a commotion.... It's coming from- from- my pants? What manner of trickery is this? Arousal? How can this be? No no no NO! "Y'ALLLLLLLLLLLLL" She's spotted me. With my khaki tent fully pitched, I must flee - or must I? I find myself drawn to the creature. I step out of the brush and approach it. Instead of paralyzing fear, I feel strange emotions. Is this how it was meant to be? Two brutal enemies become star-crossed lovers. Yes, I can feel my heart warming as the anticipation of embrace grips me. It's at that moment I realize my folly. I had tucked a Snickers bar in my safari hat earlier that day. Well played, Beast. Well pla- "CRUNCH!" |
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 Elisabetta Gregoraci still wearing a bikini, still digging that goldCategory: Other - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 29th, 2008Here's some new bikini shots of Wonderbra model Elisabetta Gregoraci at Blue Beach with her husband Flavio Briatore. If anything, I hope these pictures will inspire you. You see, folks, with a little hard work and determination, anyone can grow up to... become a fat rich Italian guy who buys and sells models like they're baseball cards - with breasts. Dream big, everybody! |
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 Heidi Range requires security while wearing a bikiniCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 26th, 2008Here's British singer Heidi Range of Sugababes (I have no clue.) at Miami Beach with her sister Hayley. Apparently Heidi feels she needs constant security while wearing a bikini. That's pretty narcissistic of somebody I had to look up on Wikipedia an...d is rocking the Kim Kardashian sarong maneuver. I mean, really, nobody needs a bodyguard while they're at the beach. Except me and because of the jellyfish. |
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 Sophie Monk in a bikiniCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 24th, 2008These pics tell an incredible story. A story about Sophie Monk in a bikini. Then in a wetsuit. Then stripping out of that wetsuit while taking a shower and now she's just in a bikini. It's basically The Greatest Story Ever Told, and I'll fight to the... death anyone that says otherwise. UPDATE: Even God agrees. Check out this e-mail: The Superficial, That shit straight PWNED The Bible. Ha, what was I thinking with the plagues and talking donkeys? If you want to tell a story and tell it right, you use bikinis. I'll remember that next time for "The Bible 2: Now with More Lightsaber Fights." |
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 Gabrielle Reece is still hot, also wearing a bikiniCategory: Sports - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 23rd, 2008Sports model Gabrielle Reece is seen here vacationing in St. Tropez, France with husband surf guru Laird John Hamilton. I can tell Gabrielle just had a baby - and not because she's holding one. (Okay, that helped.) In the meantime, ladies, if you wan...t an idea of what I like look like, I'm built exactly like Laird here. Except more buff and Tiffany jewelry shoots out of my pecs. |
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 Audrina Patridge is Bikini BlackCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 22nd, 2008The Hills star Audrina Patridge sports a cute black and pink bikini as she takes in a few rays in the pool at the DKNY Jeans Malibu beach house in Malibu, Calif., on Saturday. Bikini by Birdie Jo. Over the weekend, Audrina, 23, did what she knows b...est — she got paid $5,000 an hour to go clubbing, drinking and taking pictures with fans! 10+ pictures of Audrina Patridge in bikini black… |
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 Ana Obregón in a bikini = David Beckham hit thatCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 22nd, 2008Spanish actress Ana Obregón hit the beach in Miami and it looks like she's joined by Jack from Will & Grace. (Okay, not really.) David Beckham allegedly tapped Ana's 56-year-old ass which earned her the nickname "Geriatric Barbie" from Victoria Beck...ham. Now before you say "Awww yeah" take a closer look. Once you finish chasing your eyes around the room, keep in mind David got with Ana back in 2005, so maybe time has been really, really cruel to her. In fact, some might say time pushed Ana down an elevator shaft then tossed in a grenade. Just for kicks. |
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 Cindy Taylor in a bikini = Hmm, I think she's a modelCategory: Other - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 22nd, 2008Here are pics of model/actress Cindy Taylor (Burn Notice) at the Ed Hardy 2009 Swimwear fashion show. I thought we could all use something to cleanse our palates after the Khloe Kardashian post. Hopefully, these work for you guys, because I'm heavily... contemplating shoving a belt sander in my mouth. |
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 Rosario Dawson hosing herself off in a bikiniCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 20th, 2008Rosario Dawson in a bikini holding a garden hose. I can't think of a better summertime memory. It kind of reminds me of that sweltering August when I opened a "Lemonade and Lap Dance" stand. I was doing pretty well until the cops shut me down. To thi...s day I still believe my mom tipped them off after dad came home smelling like Country Time and skeez. Too bad they couldn't arrest an eight-year-old. But they could send me to military school after giving my Nintendo to orphans while I cried in the back seat of the station wagon. Where was I going with this? Oh, yeah, Rosario Dawson is awkwardly hot. |
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 Claire Danes & Hugh Dancy Soak In The SunCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 19th, 2008Claire Danes and British actor boyfriend Hugh Dancy continue working on their tan on Friday in Ischia, an Italian island in the bay of Naples. (Claire’s teeny weensy red bikini caused quite the stir earlier this week.) Danes, 29, and Dancy, 33, ...are in town for the Ischia Global Film and Music Fest just like Terrence Howard, Rosario Dawson and her boyfriend Mathieu Schreyer. 15+ pictures inside of Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy soaking in the sun… |
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 Rosario Dawson & DJ French Have Fun in the SunCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 19th, 2008Bikini babe Rosario Dawson looks stunning in her red-trimmed black bikini on Friday while vacationing with boyfriend Mathieu Schreyer in Ischia, an Italian island in the bay of Naples. Dawson, 29, and Schreyer, aka DJ Mr. French, have been togethe...r since January. The couple is in town for the Ischia Global Film and Music Fest. Also in town for the Ischia Fest: Claire Danes and British boyfriend Hugh Dancy, as well as Terrence Howard. 10+ pictures inside of Rosario Dawson sunbathing with DJ French… |
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 Nereida Gallardo in a Bikini ReduxCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 17th, 2008The ass-tabulous Nereida Gallardo was all smiles after being dumped this week by soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo, apparently comforted by the gentle hands of a woman bearing tanning oil. You can’t go wrong with a good rubdown from a some slut in a bi...kini. It’s a sure fix. Definitely a step up from the “pat-down by an arresting officer and a cavity search in the drunk tank” route I usually take. A lot less pepper spray, too. |
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 Dame Helen Mirren in a BikiniCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 17th, 2008The Daily Mail has pictures of Dame Helen Mirren bikini-ing it up in the south of Italy this week, and I’m only left with two words: god damn. Helen Mirren is 62 years old. 62! Never has the term “dame” been so appropriate. Or the term “geria...tric fetish site,” for that matter. Maybe you should swing by HotHornyGrannys.com or SeniorSluts.org when you’re finished here. Just a suggestion. Pervert. |
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