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Scariest Uma Thurman Bikini Pictures Ever!Category: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 16th, 2008Oh. My. God. I have no idea what's going on these Uma Thurman bikini pictures, but that's just about the scariest thing I've ever seen. Someone call Sigourney Weaver, or the Ghostbusters, or something, because I don't want to be around when whatever ...it is that's inside Uma Thurman's belly erupts in an evil gelatenous ooze to try and take over our planet. Or is she just pregnant? Either way, that shit's nasty. |
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Brooke Hogan in a bikini = Please, stop confusing my pants for the love of GodCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 15th, 2008Apparently, performing in lingerie wasn't enough for Brooke Hogan. No, she had to continue her promotional tour of cleavage and get her bikini on today with Hulk's girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel. You know, the one that looks just like Brooke but add 40... years. Anyway, I was almost mesmerized by these pics of Brooke pouring water down her silicone pillows until I came across this shot from behind. Now I know what prison looks like. I'll be good! |
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Michelle Hunziker Bikini PicturesCategory: Other - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 15th, 2008Michelle Hunziker is a Swiss model and actress who’s married to Italian singer Eros Ramazzotti, and — per the summer supererogative standard — in a bikini. She’s also sporting two extra nipples on her chest there. By 15th century standards, s...he’s obviously a witch. She could suckle a demon and one of the demon’s old college buddies and still have two teats to spare. But the only way to know for sure if someone’s a witch is to find out if she’s made of wood and weighs the same as a duck. You don’t get wise in the ways of science without knowing a little bit about the scientific method, you know. |
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Celine Dion Bikini Pictures Are a ProblemCategory: Music Industry - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 14th, 2008Okay, this celebrity bikini picture shit is getting out of hand. I know it's what this site is basically about, but I swore to myself I'd never do a Celine Dion post, but not only am I doing a Celine Dion post, I'm doing a fucking Celine Dion bikini ...pictures post. If that's not a sign that I've got a problem, I don't know what is. I'll be checking into celebrity bikini rehab today. I just pray they don't have Internet, because I can't stop myself. |
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Eva Longoria Pregnant in a Bikini?Category: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 12th, 2008These pictures of Eva Longoria on vacation in Portofino took the gossip world by storm today, and “by storm” I mean “she looks fat.” Not that there’s anything wrong with being fat, necessarily. Just like there’s not anything wrong about h...aving a lazy eye or psoriasis that thing where your head grows three time its normal size and shit oozes out of your ears. People like that can still live happy, fulfilling lives. They just need to live them somewhere far away underground in a sewer drain, where their fat ugly skin diseases and uncontrollable gas and ear secretions can’t infect the rest of us beautiful people. It’s what Darwin would have wanted. |
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Carrie Underwood in Shitty Bikini Pictures of the DayCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 12th, 2008If you are wonder what shit shoveling, tobacco chewin’, guitar strummin’, whiskey drinking cowboys who suffer from a broken heart and who’s dog died last month jerk off to while they cry, Carrie Underwood is it. Here she is in a bikini, which w...ould help those fuckers reach orgasms if they knew how to turn on a computer, but are too busy herding cattle instead, but at least they have their old transmittor radio to learn every lyric of her heart warming songs. The truth is that Carrie Underwood shows us that American Idol can make you very fucking rich, if you use it to get into country music, because country fans are loyal as fuck and will always support one of their own for their entire career, making Underwood a cash cow you’d want to saddle up and ride into the sunset. |
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Adele Silva And Verity Rushworth Bikini PicturesCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 11th, 2008Adele Silva and Verity Rushworth hit the Dubai beach in teeny-tiny bikinis yesterday, and if you — like me — didn’t know who Adele Silva or Verity Rushworth were, I IMDB’d them to find out a little more: Adele Silva and Verity Rusworth... are English actresses who are hot and wearing bikinis, and you’re totally gay for looking this up. Fag. Bottom line, if you’re still reading this, you should go ahead and cash out your heterosexual card, because you’re a gay. Fact. |
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Kate Moss Bikini PicturesCategory: Other - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 11th, 2008Obviously it’s summertime and celebrities everywhere are taking time off from there hectic, stressful celebrity lives to relax at their beach houses or on the yachts of various rich douche friends. So with Kate Moss being a supermodel I’m sure sh...e’s got plenty of rich male friends in her entourage who would be pleased to have her lounging on their yacht in her bikini. I’m a celebrity blogger and have a garbage bag filled with tap water on the roof of my apartment building so anytime she wants to come over I’ll chill some wine coolers. Let me know. |
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Jennifer Lopez bikini candids!Category: Music Industry - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 11th, 2008That’s Jennifer Lopez’s fat ass in Italy enjoying the last day of her whirlwind European vacation. The Daily Mail says: While most people use a holiday as a time to relax, Jennifer Lopez spent the last weekend of her vacation getting in sh...ape ahead of her return to acting. After taking a lengthy break from movies to focus on her singing career and motherhood, J.Lo is set to resume her film career with a role in Love And Other Improvements this week. Lopez, 38, and her four-month twins Max and Emme have been touring Europe with husband Marc Anthony over the last month. After Anthony’s tour wrapped in Rome last Wednesday, the family and their entourage flew to Portofino in northern Italy for a few days R&R with designer pals Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana. |
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Rafael Nadal Has a Bikini BabeCategory: Sports - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 10th, 2008Spanish tennis player and 2008 Wimbledon champion Rafael Nadal takes a breather with his girlfriend, Maria Francisca Perello on the beach of Mallorca on Monday. Raf, 22, now has five career Grand Slam titles, including his four consecutive French ...Open wins. With his recent win at Wimbledon, and given Federer’s recent court struggles, many people feel that the reign of Roger Federer is over. DO YOU THINK that Rafa is now the king of tennis — YAY or NAY? 10+ pictures of Rafael Nadal and his bikini babe… |
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Celine Dion Gets New Nautical BikiniCategory: Music Industry - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 10th, 2008Celine Dion returns to her balcony in Antibes, France, this time wearing a nautical-inspired bikini on Tuesday. Looks like Celine, 40, is playing with the water hose and getting her son Rene wet! Rene Angelil is now 7 1/2. Recently performing i...n Poland, Ms. Dion was presented with a star on Poland’s Walk of Fame! She has previously received stars on Canada’s Walk of Fame as well as the Hollywood Walk of Fame. 10+ pictures of Celine Dion and her new nautical bikini… |
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Brooke Hogan Promotes Her New Reality ShowCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 10th, 2008Brooke Hogan is busy promoting her new VH1 reality show and upcoming album with a bunch of photos of her being “sexy.” Kinda of like if you found a Yeti with big fake tits stomping around in the mountains and you put it in a bikini and told it to... stick its finger in its mouth provocatively and “make love to the camera,” only by “make love to the camera” you really meant “not paw at it or throw it on the ground and stomp on it with your big dumb Yeti feet.” Sprinkling glitter on a turd doesn’t make it not a turd, people. It’s another reason not to flush. |
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Gemma Garett in a BikiniCategory: Other - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 10th, 2008How is it possible to be both Miss Great Britain and Miss Belfast simultaneously, given the tenuous history between the British and the Irish? Some sort of European treatise ameliorating years of sectarian conflict, possibly, or an awesome rack like ...Gemma Garrett’s here. |
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Jamie Pressly Bikini PicsCategory: Music Industry - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 10th, 2008It’s Summer and what better time for bikinis. Speaking of bikinis, somebody had the good sense to take these Jamie Pressly bikini pics. I’m not really sure what is going on in these pictures, but Jamie still looks great in a bikini. |
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Daisy Fuentes Bikini PicturesCategory: Other - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 9th, 2008Daisy Fuentes turned 41 this month and is back on the scene proving 41 is the new 29!... Daisy Fuentes' Gorgeous Bikini Photos |
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Mya Bikini PicturesCategory: Music Industry - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 8th, 2008Here’s singer Mya in a bikini in Barbadoes. The last time I saw Mya, she was giving Carson Daly a lap dance on some show, but since then she kind of disappeared. Unfortunately, when chicks disappear for a long time, when they reappear they’re not... what you remembered. For instance, I don’t remember Mya having that ass or those thick legs. Wasn’t she skinny like a twig? Anyway, I’ve wasted too much time on her but I hope the next time we see her, girl gets her old self back. |
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Elisabetta Canalis Killer Body Bikini PicturesCategory: Other - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 8th, 2008After posting pictures of Jennifer Lopez’s big ass in a bikini and Jim Carrey’s ball hanging out of Jenny McCarthy’s Swimsuit I needed to bring you folks back to reality with some f@#king hot pictures of model Elisabetta Canalis’ sweet ass in... a perfect bikini. If there is a higher power out there Elisabetta is what he created the bikini for. Enjoy |
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‘The Hills’ Cast: Happy Fourth of July!Category: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 6th, 2008The Hills girls Audrina Patridge and Stephanie Pratt hold up American flags while celebrating the Fourth of July on Friday at at the DKNY Jeans Beach House in Malibu, Calif. Their BFF pals Lauren “Lo” Bosworth and Lauren Conrad were also in at...tendance (both pictured below). Audrina’s on-and-off-again boyfriend Justin Bobby and Dieter Schmitz from Laguna Beach also attended the party. 15+ pictures inside of The Hills cast celebrating the birth of America… |
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Elisabetta Canalis in a bikiniCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 6th, 2008These are pics of Italian actress/model Elisabetta Canalis wearing a bikini on the set of her latest movie. You may remember her from Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, or some crazy YouTube video where her breast keeps falling out on Italian television.... Somebody get this woman an Oscar. No, make that all the Oscar. NOTE: Aforementioned NSFW video after the jump. It may be in Italian, but it speaks the international language of "Holy shit, that's a boob." Mamma mia! |
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Happy Independence Day With Brooke Burke!Category: Other - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 5th, 2008I just want to wish all of you a safe and happy Indipendance Day, and for all of you who aren’t American or couldn’t care less, check out Brooke Burke’s star-spangled hotness and begin drooling. And if that isn’t enough for you, enjoy Brooke ...some more here and here. Have a good weekend boys and girls. |
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