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 Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Make A Great Mic StandCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Sep 10th, 2008I know Jessica Simpson played at the Grand Ole Opry a couple of days ago, but damn that’s a great place for a microphone. Among other things. |
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 Jessica Alba’s Boobs are HuuuuuugeCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Sep 6th, 2008Jessica Alba is as sullen and unsmiling as ever, but holy lactating bitch on a stick, Batman! Look at those ginormous boobs! They are seriously as big as her head. I have no idea why she’s so crabby all the time. If my boobs were that big, I’...d be grinning like the Cheshire Cat and wielding my powers for evil, I can tell you that much. I’d have taken over the world by now, and you’d all be cowering in the shadow of my mighty iron fist. Or boob, as it were. Maybe she’s pissy because the price for that cleavage was a squalling infant? I mean, nobody likes a cryer, especially when it craps itself all day. I also get the distinct impression that Alba here doesn’t like it when anybody else demands attention. That’s probably why she’s so often out and about sans baby, with those boobs front and center. Eyes on the prize, and all that. She’s an abominable actress and she’ll certainly never be Miss Congeniality, but she’ll manage to hold our attention if she keeps sporting that rack. |
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 Carrie Underwood Calls Jessica Simpson “Fat”Category: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Sep 6th, 2008Carrie Underwood finds Jessica Simpson’s declarations of love totally annoying! “She finds Jessica’s love of putting her life on display pretty desperate,” a pal of the “Before He Cheats” singer said!. “She laughed at the People cove...r, because it’s the same one Jess did about John Mayer — same smile, same look, except she’s a little fatter.” |
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 Jessica Alba Brings Her Stank To The Czech RepublicCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Sep 5th, 2008Jessica Alba is on the cover of Czech Esquire, looking like Barbarella, Stankadella. There's a Czech Esquire? She probably admitted her problem with irritability in the interview, knowing that few of us would be able to read it. Translate! |
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 Look Jessica Simpson Has No Tan LinesCategory: Music Industry - Posted by: rapvirus on Sep 5th, 2008Since I’ll find any reason to post pictures of Jessica Simpson I can, here she is leaving the tanning salon. As you can see she doesn’t have any tan lines, which is good because I hate tan lines on a girl; it reminds me of a ’90s stripper. I’...ve never wanted to be a tanning bed more in my life. With a little lobbying, one of these days they’ll legalize cameras in those things. Start writing to your congressman. |
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 Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are LameCategory: Music Industry - Posted by: rapvirus on Sep 4th, 2008You probably thought it wasn't possible for Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo to be more grating and annoying. You were wrong. Very wrong. Star Magazine reports: Tony Romo has been driving his Dallas Cowboys teammates crazy by constantly playing J...essica Simpson's new country CD and singing his girlfriend's praises. The quarterback is even handing out autographed copies of Do You Know to anyone who'll take one. But he might not be so gung-ho if he knew Jessica's secret nickname for him! According to a friend, she calls Tony her FBD - future baby's daddy - whenever she talks to her pals. "She knows he's not ready to get that serious, so she's playing it cool," says the friend. "Tony doesn't know, of course." |
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 Justin Timberlake Jessica Biel Taunt Britney Spears Robin Thicke Concert House Of BluesCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Sep 1st, 2008Jessica Biel was left basking in bliss after she successfully managed to get under Britney Spears’ skin with a little J. Timberlake P.D.A at a concert in Hollywood earlier this month. |
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 Jessica Biel Takes a Lesbian Power Hike of the DayCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Sep 1st, 2008Jessica Biel reminds me of this dude i know who just never stops working out, he doesn’t fuck Justin Timberlake, but has told me that sometimes when fucking random girls he picks up, he plays the Sexy Back song over and over in his head, so if that...’s not a six degrees of separation situation, I don’t really know what is, but I do know that Timberlake’s not the one doing the fuckin’ in this relationship and sometimes that’s okay because it can be hard being the man in a relationship, you know with all that pressure to provide and protect, passing the reins off to your bigger, stronger and more endowed lover only makes sense. |
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 Jennifer Lopez and Jessica Alba: Voto LatinoCategory: Music Industry - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 30th, 2008It has been a crazy week mixing celebrities and politics in Denver, Colorado. And on Wednesday night, Jennifer Lopez and Jessica Alba were busy rallying the Latino vote. The “Love Don’t Cost a Thing” songstress and the “Dark Angel” ac...tress converged on Vinyl Nightclub in downtown Denver to inform and encourage Latin Americans to get involved in the political system. |
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 Jessica Simpson Needs A Wardrobe ChangeCategory: Music Industry - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 29th, 2008It’s no secret how I feel about Jessica Simpson, she and I belong together, she knows it and the rest of you know it, but this country music phase she’s going through has to stop. I miss the old Jessica, the Jessica that wore outfits like this an...d this. I never expected the girl I fell in love with would be seen in the kind of outfit you’d see at a Ho Down at the senior center… I may need to rethink our relationship. |
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 Jessica Biel is Shortfest SexyCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 26th, 2008Jessica Biel (in Stella McCartney) enjoys a screening of her new movie, Hole in the Paper Sky, at the 2008 Palm Springs International Shortfest at the Camelot Theatre on Saturday in Palm Springs, Calif. The 26-year-old actress, who produced and st...arred in the film, was accompanied by boyfriend Justin Timberlake. “Justin arrived in a separate car and met her inside,” an onlooker tells People. “He was saying how excited he was to be back in Palm Springs to see Jessica’s film.” Even though Justin and Jessica snuck out of the theater just before the film ended, the “couple sat together and watched the program of shorts.” |
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 Jessica Simpson Bikini PicturesCategory: Music Industry - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 26th, 2008Who? Jessica Simpson. Where? Don't know. When? Yesterday, I think. What? Jessica Simpson bikini pictures! Why? Do you really have to ask? |
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 Another Brilliant Career Move for Jessica SimpsonCategory: Music Industry - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 25th, 2008In what can only be described as another brilliant move on Papa Simpson’s part, Jessica Simpson Jessica Simpson is hawking poor-man’s beer Stampede Light Plus. NY Daily News says, Simpson, 28, will serve as the beer’s spokeswoman and ap...pear in advertisements. And she’s putting her money where her mouth is - Simpson also owns a 15 percent share in the company. “Jessica found out about Stampede after trying it in Dallas and lik[ed] it so much that she met with the founder and became an owner,” her rep explained to the Daily News on Wednesday. The singer, who is releasing her debut country album in September, liked the beer because it was “consistent with her healthy lifestyle and values,” her publicist said. “She likes to invest in healthy products.” According to its label, Stampede Light Plus beer is chock full of B-vitamins and has only 115 calories per beverage. |
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 Jessica Simpson: Tony Isn't Calling Carrie!Category: Music Industry - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 22nd, 2008Jessica Simpson insists her beau Tony Romo isn't calling his ex Carrie Underwood. "I looked at his call log," she said Wednesday in an interview with Nashville's 107.5 FM's Woody and Jim show. Of Romo, Underwood tells September's Allure: "The p...hone will ring and it'll be him, and I'll maybe not answer." "Tony and I both laughed at that," Simpson said. "We got a chuckle out of it." She went on, "If Tony wanted to call her and be with her, he would." She also said she wasn't dissing Underwood, a vegetarian, when she wore a shirt that read "Real Girls Eat Meat." |
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 Jessica Simpson’s Beer Ad — FIRST LOOKCategory: Music Industry - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 21st, 2008Country girl Jessica Simpson sits atop bales of hay in her new beer ad via Extra!. The ads reads, as if Jessica is saying it, “I work out and take care of myself. But I also like a cold beer once in a while. That’s why I made the smart choice ...with a smart beer. Stampede Light, it’s beer plus.” As reported earlier, the 28-year-old actress/singer was named the new spokesperson for Stampede Light Plus beer. WILL YOU BUY Stampede Light Plus now that Jessica Simpson is the new face for the beer brand — YAY or NAY? |
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 Gisele Bundchen: Massage Mania!Category: Other - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 21st, 2008Gisele Bundchen heads out for a massage at Spa Belles in New York City on Wednesday. Girlfriend of football player, Tom Brady, Fox Sports looks at who’s the NFL’s first lady? Gisele or Jessica Simpson (girlfriend of football player Tony Romo)?... Jess gets the edge in Roots (Born in Texas), and Talent (Singer). Gisele gets the edge in Wealth ($30M per year), Power (Corporate) and Culpability for playoff defeat. Gisele was the winner! WHO DO YOU THINK is the NFL’s first lady — Gisele Bundchen or Jessica Simpson? 10+ pictures of Gisele Bundchen’s massage mania… |
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 Selena Gomez is a Beach House HottieCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 19th, 2008Disney sensation Selena Gomez exudes cuteness from her bones during a photo shoot at the DKNY Jeans Beach House earlier this month in Malibu, Calif. The 15-year-old Wizards of Waverly Place star looks like her legs are 6-feet tall here! Other p...ictures include Selena with her on-screen brother David Henrie and new mom Jessica Alba at last night’s ALMA Awards. Sel looked rather angelic in Marchesa, no? |
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 Gossip Girl Drinks Vitamin WaterCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 18th, 2008The entire cast of Gossip Girl helps the CW Network celebrate the premiere party for the 2nd season of Gossip Girl hosted by VitaminWater at the EMM Group Estate on Saturday night. Pictured: On-and-off-screen couple Blake Lively and Penn Badgley, ...Chace Crawford, Leighton Meester, Taylor Momsen, Ed Westwick and Jessica Szhor. The second season of Gossip Girl kicks off @ 8PM ET/PT on Monday, September 1. The season premiere of One Tree Hill follows. |
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 Jessica Alba - 2008 ALMA AwardsCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 18th, 2008Jessica Alba arrives at the 2008 ALMA Awards at the Pasadena Civic Auditorium on Friday in Pasadena, Calif. The recent 27-year-old mom showed off her post-pregnancy figure on the red carpet. The Fantastic Four star is looking forward to expanding ...her family, saying, “I’d like to have as many children as my body will allow - and I’d adopt if I still want more children after that!” Talking about her husband Cash, she added, “He wants the same things in life. He wants to adopt and have a big family and believes in marriage forever. It can really happen if we want it to!” 15+ pictures of Jessica Alba at the 2008 ALMA Awards… |
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 Jessica Simpson Hangs With Her Hair StylistCategory: Music Industry - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 13th, 2008Jessica Simpson spends the evening with her hair stylist Ken Paves on Monday. Together they went to Pier 59 Studios West in Santa Monica, and then went to dine at Mr. Chow restaurant. The 28-year-old singer recently spoke to The Herald about ge...tting back to her country roots and the rumors that surround her. On whether or not she will try to keep one foot in the pop universe: “I’ve completely jumped into the country world. Really I just feel like I’m back to my roots as a southern girl, being from Texas and all. It’s the music that I would listen to growing up. I would also listen to and I am a fan of pop music, but it’s not an honest place for me as an artist,” Jessica said. |
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