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 Kim Kardashian Frolics in the SurfCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus 1 week, 4 days agoWhat causes the tides to turn? The moon you say? I don’t think so. New scientific evidence points to Kim Kardashian’s ass as being responsible for the ocean’s life-giving ebb and flow. The gravity pull on that thing has got to be asstronomical! |
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 Kim Kardashian Gives a Great Cone JobCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus 2 weeks, 2 days agoSo is there a huge rat on the floor in front of Kim Kardashian, or is she just really surprised that an ice cream cone tastes nothing like a wang? |
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 Kim Kardashian tries on clothes, fondles her breasts (Think Christmas morning but 'assier.')Category: Other - Posted by: rapvirus 2 weeks, 6 days agoAmy Winehouse was hospitalized last night after she apparently had a "reaction" to medication she's taking as part of an anti-drug regimen. Amy had collapsed at her apartment and her dad Mitch called paramedics telling them "She's fucked up, she's fu...cked up." But, in defiance of all logic and reason, she's somehow doing fine and will be released tomorrow. The Sun reports: An onlooker said worried Mitch told fans: “She’s just mixed up her medication.” Later dad Mitch went to University College Hospital and took Amy some Kentucky Fried Chicken. Asked how she was, Mitch held up two bags of food and said: “This is how serious it is — I’m bringing her some KFC.” For the record, Amy doesn't so much eat the chicken as she reinforces her beehive with the bones. Or at least tries to before giving up and smoking a crack pipe the size of a bus. Yet, somehow, God let's her keep living. I'm gonna go ahead and assume this has something to do with me touching myself at night. Not quite sure the punishment fits the crime, but whatever.... |
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 Kim Kardashian and Shanna Moakler Cat FightCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus 3 weeks, 3 days agoShanna Moakler chucked a drink in Kim Kardashian’s face and called her a whore at Carmen Electra’s party in Malibu Sunday night. Girl fight! Girl fight! The argument apparently stemmed from emails Kim sent to Moakler’s ex-husband Travis Barker ...while she was modeling for his hideous clothing line “Famous Stars and Craps Straps.” Shanna claims that Kimmy wanted more from Barker than just a little “modeling work.” According to Page Six “[Kim] was sending him text messages and e-mails… when Travis and I were working on [staying together],” Moakler [said]. “She was blatantly disrespectful. [I] wouldn’t even have gone to the party if [I] had known [Kim] was going to be there. I was going to leave, but I’m a human being. I get upset. I wasn’t drunk. She ruined my marriage and my family.” Kardashian retaliated on Monday by strolling around in a T-shirt from Barker’s line in front of the paparazzi. “It was in the poorest of taste,” said Moakler. This chick right here (yes, those would be her panties) has some serious balls pushing the “bad taste” label on anybody. Look, I hate Kim Kardashian as much as the next girl, but come on. Shanna looks like she just got off the day shift at The Taint Bucket. As they say in Greece, it’s a classic case of the “είπε ο γάιδαρος τον πετεινό κεφάλα.” Loosely translated, that’s “The donkey calling the rooster a fathead.” I couldn’t find any Grecian colloquialisms that included the words “cum-stain” and “slutbag,” but I figure “donkey” and “fat-head” work pretty good here, too. |
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 Kim Kardashian's ass is starting to get ridiculousCategory: Other - Posted by: rapvirus 3 weeks, 4 days agoKim Kardashian went jewelry shopping yesterday, and she has definitely moved past simple butt padding by going straight to shoving a sawed in half globe down her ass. Jesus. That's not even hot unless I was a perverted cartographer. Which I'm not any...more ever since they kicked me off the "Map to Pussytown" project. That was my life's work, you jerks! |
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 Kim Kardashian may dance with 'stars' if your definition of the word includes Mario LopezCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus 3 weeks, 4 days agoKim Kardashian addressed the rumors that she'll appear on the next season of ABC's Dancing with the Stars. Hopefully, the stage is being reinforced using NASA technology, or a bunch of "celebrities" that time forgot will meet an untimely doom. People... reports: “I don’t know where that’s coming from, I can’t really comment on that,” the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star told Ryan Seacrest during a call-in Thursday to his KIIS-FM show. Still, Kardashian admitted she “would be honored if they asked me.” While Kardashian confessed she doesn’t know her way around a ballroom dancefloor, she joked, “I can get down in a club.” Anyone get the feeling Kim Kardashian is about to dump Reggie Bush for Gumby? Don't worry, it'll come to you. In the meantime, Kim can definitely get down in a club alright. A club sandwich! HA CHA CHA CH- I'm going to pour steaming hot coffee on my face. |
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 Reggie Bush wants Kim Kardashian to lose weightCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 17th, 2008Kim Kardashian's mom has been pushing for Kim to lose weight, and now so is her boyfriend Reggie Bush of the New Orleans Saints. Nothing like getting it from all sides. (Pun intended.) Page Six reports: "He's been pushing her to work out hard,..." said our source. Sunday, Kardashian was overheard telling a friend at the opening of FUSE nightclub in Nashville that Bush made her run the dunes at Manhattan Beach in California. "Run the dunes." Amazing. I'm looking forward pics of Kim doing laps in her heels every time they go out to eat. |
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 Kim Kardashian Is At It AgainCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 15th, 2008If there’s one thing Kim Kardashian knows what to do, and some would argue that it’s the only thing she knows how to do, it’s strut her stuff. Here she is at the VH1 Rock Honors VIP Party in L.A. showing off her mesmerizing booty and monster cl...eavage, as usual. And I love her for it. Seriously, you can complain all you want about her, but you have to admit that she gives her fans (i.e. me) what they want to see, all the time and from every angle. Prude celebrities take note! |
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 Kim Kardashian Cleavage & Pokies Beverly HillsCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 13th, 2008Some nice candids of Kim K. walking out of a Beverly Hills nail salon sporting nice cleavage and some pokies. |
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 Kardashian Girls Celebrate Khloe’s BirthdayCategory: Other - Posted by: rapvirus on Jun 29th, 2008While Gossip Girl star Ed Westwick was partying it up for his birthday. down the street at TAO, the Kardashian women and friends were busy helping Khloe celebrate her 24th at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas on Friday (June 27). Posing for the photogr...aphers upon arrival, Kim Kardashian and boyfriend Reggie Bush joined Khloe, Kourtney and Kris Jenner on the red carpet. |
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 Ray J and Danity Kane Made a Sex Tape?Category: Music Industry - Posted by: rapvirus on Jun 21st, 2008Could Ray J and 2 members of Danity Kane be in a sex tape??? Whispers and rumors are flying around the Internet and it won’t be long before the masses will be crying out for proof. Namely a copy of the alleged tape. It seems as though Ray J and ...two of the girls from the singing group Danity Kane had a threesome and Ray J filmed it all on a hidden camera in his room. How creepy! The girls make out and then Ray J joins in… allegedly As we all know, Ray J is famous for having a sex tape with Kim Kardashian, oh and for being the lil brother of singer Brandi. The only thing that gives this any validity is that multiple sources are claiming that Ray J’s boys are shopping the tape around. Media Take Out is the main source (which is as reliable as a gossip mag can be) but the folks at Miami’s BEST radio station POWER 96 have hinted at the possibility of the tape’s existence as well. Given the skanky-ness of the Danity Kane girls and Ray J’s tendency to film his exploits, I wouldn’t put it past them! |
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 MakeoverCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jun 21st, 2008Makeover: (Noun) A complete transformation or remodeling of a person's hairstyle, makeup, clothes, or body type. If there's anyone out there who even remotely gave a shit about how to tell the Kardashian sisters apart... No really, anyone? Well an...yway, it's going to be that much harder now, because the fat one isn't as fat anymore. |
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 Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures Show Off How Big Her Ass Really IsCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jun 15th, 2008If you thought Kim Kardashian had a big ass, you have no idea. Just take a look at these (totally staged) Kim Kardashian bikini pictures, featuring one of her innumerable sisters (Kourtney Kardashian, I believe), taken in Monaco of all places, and yo...u'll be able to see just how big Kim Kardashian's ass is. I think if you zoom in really close, you can see a couple of moon's orbiting that giant ass. At the very least, you ca nsee what look like meteorite impacts. |
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 Kim and Kourtney Kardashian: Bathing BeautiesCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jun 14th, 2008They've been busily promoting their hit reality show in Monte Carlo, Monaco over the past few days, but that doesn't mean that Kim Kardashian and sister Kourtney haven't gone without a little vacation-like relaxation. Prior to their appearance at ...last night's Golden Nymph Awards, the "Keeping Up with the Kardashian's" co-star siblings were spotted having fun in the sun aboard a yacht - with Kim popping a bottle of champagne for her big sis. |
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 Kim Kardashian is a Golden NymphCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jun 14th, 2008She’s been having a ball in Monte Carlo this week, and yesterday Kim Kardashian attended the Golden Nymph Awards at the Monte Carlo TV Festival. The brunette beauty looked stunning in a navy blue evening gown as she posed with her mother Kris Je...nner, in a ruffly pink dress, and sister Kourtney in a black halter-style number. |
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 Kim Kardashian and Family Heat Up MonacoCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jun 12th, 2008She’s one of the most photographed women in the world, and yesterday it was business as usual for Kim Kardashian at a photo call in Monaco, Monte Carlo. The reality starlet was joined by her sister Kourtney and mother Kris Jenner at a press op ...for their hit series “Keeping Up With the Kardashians.” And all three ladies were looking fine. |
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 Kim Kardashian Hits KinkosCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jun 8th, 2008On a busy Friday afternoon, Kim Kardashian took a break from running errands to get some pictures developed at her local Kinkos shop. The Reality TV princess made prints and a picture CD from her digital camera’s memory stick, including a few s...hots with her uber-hot NFL boyfriend Reggie Bush. |
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 Kim Kardashian's New Movie Not What You ThinkCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jun 4th, 2008No, Disaster Movie isn't the ill-conceived sequel to Kim Kardashian's infamous sex tape. Rather, it's one of those gag movies where they make fun of some specific genre of film. This time, apparently, action movies are being targeted for zingers a...nd biting social satire. And yes, Carmen Electra stars in the film. Apparently, so does Kim. Little-known fact: Kardashian's butt gets its own line in the credits. In any case, this pic is from Kim herself. She says her scene with Carmen has them spoofing female wrestlers from the WWE, gushing, "We had to learn choreographed fight scenes in a real boxing ring, and then we were tasked with freestyle fighting. "It was so thrilling! We really went at it!...I'm so glad our hard work paid off because we had been in dance rehearsal for two days!!! The main characters in the scene are Matt Lanter, Gary "G Thang" Johnson, Vanessa Minnillo and me! |
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 Kim Kardashian calls out The SuperficialCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jun 2nd, 2008Kim Kardashian has taken umbrage with my clearly scientific debate regarding her buttpads. Check out her latest blog entry (NOTE: I took the liberty of un-editing all the a--'s. My replacements in italics.): OMG! When will people get off my at...rium, literally! Haha. I have said it a million times before and I'll say it again: My booty is as real as the designer items I'm auctioning off on eBay. The reason I bring this up is because those jokesters at the Superficial claimed that I wear foam panties. NOT TRUE! (And I don't stuff 'em with Charmin either). I think my photo shoots clearly prove I don't wear butt pads! To all you non-believers at the Superficial, kiss my REAL and GORGEOUS amphitheater! XOXO, Kim |
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 Kim Kardashian Is All AssCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: KingM on May 29th, 2008Here's Kim Kardashian at some party in the Hamptons this past weekend, and it looks like she is intent on crushing people's heads with her ginormous ass. From her skin tight dress, to her apparent lack of anything resembling underwear, and a zipper s...eam that runs up her butt crack, the only thing keeping that ass from smacking people in the face is a few taut ribbons of white fabric. |
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