Skank cancer, thy name is Katherine Heigl

Katherine Heigl had to be reprimanded by a police officer for littering on her way out of a P.F. Chang's (ha!) recently, after she threw her cigarette butt on the ground right in front of his bike. "The officer told Katherine to pick up the bu...tt and throw it away in the trash, 10 feet away," the source says. "He added that he'd fine her next time he catches her tossing trash on the sidewalk." (Source) Little did the cop know, Heigl was actually showing a uncharacteristic display of carelessness. Under normal circumstances, she takes the time to find a nearby chipmunk and puts her cigarette out in its face. Hey, you don't earn nicknames like "skank cancer" and "rainbow killer" for being just a run-of-the-mill evil bitch.