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Harry Potter aka Daniel Radcliffe’s Penis in Equus Video

Harry Potter aka Daniel Radcliffe’s Penis in Equus Video

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Nov 12th, 2008

Someone finally managed to sneak a cellphone into a performance of Equus and capture some naked Daniel Radcliffe penis action! And here it is — Harry Potter’s magic wand, up close and personal. Speaking of his magic wand, it doesn’t look like ...his could do much damage in the ol’ spell-casting department, if you [...]


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Pink has a pillow fight

Pink has a pillow fight

Category: Music Industry  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Nov 9th, 2008

Pink performed at the 2008 MTV Europe Music Awards and ended her hit song “So What” with a pillow fight which left me sexually confused. On the one hand, it’s hot girls in lingerie pillow fighting! On the other hand, it’s Pink. My penis is so... flustered it doesn’t know what to do. Right now ...

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Lindsay is still into dudes

Lindsay is still into dudes

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Oct 28th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan may be dating Samantha Ronson but that doesn’t mean she’s given up the penis. A friend tells Full Disclosure that Lindsay insists she still loves men and that Samantha is the only person she’d go gay for. “She has been telling e...veryone over and over that she’s still into guys,” one friend spilled to ...

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George Clooney Back with Krista Allen

George Clooney Back with Krista Allen

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: Lion30  on Oct 23rd, 2008

Silver-haired rake George Clooney has once again found his way back to ex-girlfriend Krista Allen of “Baywatch” and “Emmanuelle” fame. My guess is that his penis led the way. For those of you counting, this would be their third attempt in l...ess than six years. According to Rush and Molloy Their on-and-off [...]

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Robert Downey Jr. Masturbation Confession

Robert Downey Jr. Masturbation Confession

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Oct 6th, 2008

We’re filing this under “More Than We Needed To Know!” Robert Downey Jr. was once obsessed with his penis. The actor, who dated Sex And The City’s Sarah Jessica Parker for seven years, admits that during one period of his life he spent ...several hours a day choking his chicken. “I was a compulsive, serial masturbator,” he says. “But it was the best thing I could have been.” “I utilized that organ and rode it for everything it was worth.”


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Blake Fielder-Civil Has a Big Wiener

Blake Fielder-Civil Has a Big Wiener

Category: Music Industry  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 17th, 2008

The binding force behind Amy Winehouse’s and Blake Fielder-Civil’s impassioned relationship has finally been revealed, and it smells like ball sweat and dick cheese. The Sun says The troubled singer posted the snap – in which Blake exposes h...is manhood by pulling down his boxers – on her Facebook profile.ANYONE wondering what AMY WINEHOUSE could possibly still see in convicted criminal and druggie hubby BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL should take a look at the uncensored version of this picture. Ah, it all makes sense now! Blake’s penis must be made entirely of bricked heroin. Gives a whole new meaning to the term “mount the horse,” doesn’t it? And they say romance is dead!

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Guy who scopes out David Beckham at urinal says he’s well endowed

Guy who scopes out David Beckham at urinal says he’s well endowed

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 10th, 2008

Do you know that Armani underwear ad in which David Beckham is laying on his back, legs spread in a V, just inviting us to… buy the briefs for our husbands? Of course you do, that image is pretty much iconic now. There was a lot of speculation that... the bulge in Beckham’s tighty whiteys was digitally enhanced, but his wife Victoria swore that he’s as blessed down below as he is everywhere else. She crudely mentioned that his manhood is “like a tractor exhaust pipe” and said that she still has a “really good sex life” with her husband of nine years. Now we have confirmation from another guy who scoped out the Goldenballs. A DJ from Australia claims to have been doing his business at a urinal next to Beckham and to have checked him out. He says the advertisements are legit and Beckham is as much a man as his wife claims: Australian DJ KYLE SANDILANDS told listeners to his show: “I was in the toilet at Villa nightclub in LA and there’s only two urinals in there, it’s very small. “Somebody comes in behind me, and I hear a soft voice say ‘Hello, how are you?’ I turned around and think: ‘Holy s***! It’s David Beckham!’ “I’m midway through and I think, I’ve got to slow this down. I couldn’t help myself, for the first time in my life, I glanced down to the left and had a look.” Asked whether Becks was a big boy, Kyle replied: “There’s two types of penis. “There’s the one that’s the same size all the time and the other one changes in size. “Let’s just say he looks like he’s got it going on whether it’s happy or not.”

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Eva Mendes wears lingerie for Calvin Klein

Eva Mendes wears lingerie for Calvin Klein

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Jul 28th, 2008

Eva Mendes in lingerie is just brilliant marketing for any product under the sun. She could be in an ad campaign for Industrial Strength Penis Melter, and I'd pour it on my cereal. I don't know what that says about me as a person, but I'm sure it's s...omething along the lines of "The Superficial Writer is a national treasure."

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Parents of Jessica Gibson Stand by Daughter

Parents of Jessica Gibson Stand by Daughter

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Apr 17th, 2008

This just in: the parents of Jessica Gibson are on her side! “I was shocked when I heard about everything [and] I worry about her capability to cope with things,” Jessica Gibson’s father Jim told People Magazine. The situation being refer...red to, of course, is the fact that Jim’s daughter has accused former employer Rob Lowe of exposing his penis to her on multiple occasions. Sorry. We’re just reporting the facts. Meanwhile, Eileen Gibson finds it “absurd to say she tried to extort from the family. She is very compassionate, very caring and honest. She has a gift for working with kids. She loves them. She’s very gentle and kind and values her family very much.” Also on Jessica’s side? Her older sister, Kelly Gibson.