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 Daniel Craig Rides The Pineapple ExpressCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 1st, 2008007 actor Daniel Craig and longtime girlfriend Satsuki Mitchell heat up the red carpet at the premiere of Columbia Pictures’ Pineapple Express on Thursday at the Mann Village Theatre in Westwood, Calif. The 40-year-old British actor returns as B...ond in the new 007 movie, Quantum of Solace, which opens in Britain on Halloween. Alicia Keys and Jack White from The White Stripes will record the theme song, titled “Another Way to Die”. The song will be the first duet in Bond soundtrack history. 10+ pictures inside of Pineapple Express-riding Daniel Craig… |
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 Paulina Rubio Bikini PicturesCategory: Music Industry - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 1st, 2008I’ve often wondered, “When is the appropriate time to wear a fur stole?” A real fur stole — one with the face still attached and taxidermied eyes — not some of that fake rabbit shit they sell at Kohl’s. Is it at a polo match in Monte Carl...o? Dinner and drinks at the top of the Empire State building? In your secret lair, over a cocktail and the blueprints for a machine that will destroy the world? In a word, no. As demonstrated by singer Paulina Rubio, the correct answer is “on the beach in a bikini.” Technically the dog she’s holding is still alive, but you still get a pretty good idea of how it will look. All she’s lacking is the monacle and gilded cane and a pocket watch sewn into her triangle top and the ensemble is complete! British accent sold separately. |
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 Mischa Barton Bikini PicturesCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 1st, 2008The other day I posted some pictures of Mischa Barton with her ass hanging out of her saggy bathing suit so when I was emailed more bikini pictures I was a little worried they’d be more of the same. Luckily these are a little better, she doesn’t ...look like her normal hippie chic self, she actually looks kind of hot. One of her tits is trying to make a break for it. Nice. |
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 S.S. 16 Year Old Scarlett Johansson PicturesCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 29th, 2008Scarlett Johansson Scarlett Johansson is only moderately pretty. Scarlett Johansson is a lousy actress http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Actor . Scarlett Johansson has a total pig nose. So how is it that she came to be known as a Hollywood sex symbol, de...spite all these obvious flaws? Easy. It’s that inexplicable something — that certain “je ne sais quoi” — that only Scarlett http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scarlet possesses. “Je ne sais quoi” from the French meaning “ginormous boobies bouncy bouncy bazongas brrrrrreasteses.” I find people take you a lot more seriously when you say that in its native tongue. |
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 Nereida Gallardo in a Bikini ReduxCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 17th, 2008The ass-tabulous Nereida Gallardo was all smiles after being dumped this week by soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo, apparently comforted by the gentle hands of a woman bearing tanning oil. You can’t go wrong with a good rubdown from a some slut in a bi...kini. It’s a sure fix. Definitely a step up from the “pat-down by an arresting officer and a cavity search in the drunk tank” route I usually take. A lot less pepper spray, too. |
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 Penelope Cruz - “W Magazine” August 2008Category: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 17th, 2008Penelope Cruz is the sultry Spanish star who finally gets some respect in Hollywood thanks to a string of high-profile roles. The 34-year-old actress takes the August 2008 cover of W Magazine. On avoiding celebrity gossip: “I try not to go on th...e Internet and read about myself. It’s a guaranteed way to get angry for no reason. You start looking at yourself from the outside, from the wrong place. And everything is out of proportion. The good things, the bad things—everything. I think it’s disgusting. It’s dangerous and nasty, and bad for our society in so many ways. And it’s getting worse every day. It affects me directly, but I really believe that this culture of gossip affects our society on a much deeper level, on an ethical level. It’s what kids see and hear every day, and it will affect future generations in ways that we cannot even imagine.” |
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 Jessica Alba Debuts Baby in OK! MagazineCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 17th, 2008Jessica Alba debuts little Honor Marie Warren in this week’s issue of OK! and opens up (ha ha) about the whole birthing process: “I didn’t scream,” Jessica tells OK! “It was really Zen. The labor was more like meditation. I did yoga ...breathing. I was focused.” And Cash could only marvel at his wife’s quiet strength when she gave birth. “She didn’t make a sound,” he says. “It was amazing.” Then he added, “Except for the part right before she crowned and her vagina started bulging like it was being inflated with a bicycle pump or something and her perineum tore straight down to her anus and blood and mucous started gushing everywhere and she crapped herself. Yeah, that part was so much ‘amazing’ as it was ‘vomit-inducing and life-time scarring.’” Then he gave a nervous little laugh and grabbed the camera by the lens and whispered, “For God’s sake, man, if the doctor asks if you want to see the placenta, just start running the other direction. Run fast. Run far. Just trust me on this one.” |
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 Dame Helen Mirren in a BikiniCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 17th, 2008The Daily Mail has pictures of Dame Helen Mirren bikini-ing it up in the south of Italy this week, and I’m only left with two words: god damn. Helen Mirren is 62 years old. 62! Never has the term “dame” been so appropriate. Or the term “geria...tric fetish site,” for that matter. Maybe you should swing by HotHornyGrannys.com or SeniorSluts.org when you’re finished here. Just a suggestion. Pervert. |
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 Tommy Lee has Naked Pictures of Pamela Anderson on his cell phoneCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 17th, 2008The rocker, who reconciled with ex-wife Pamela last month, is said to be so smitten with the sexy actress he happily shows the photos to his pals. A friend of Tommy revealed: “Tommy is as proud to be Pamela's man as he was when they first got tog...ether. Pam may be 41 but she still looks every inch the Playboy bunny she was and Tommy has the proof. “If you’re really nice to him, apparently he’ll even show you!” The former ‘Baywatch’ star moved back into the Motley Crue drummer’s home last month with their two sons, Brandon, 12, and 10-year-old Dylan. |
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 Scariest Uma Thurman Bikini Pictures Ever!Category: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 16th, 2008Oh. My. God. I have no idea what's going on these Uma Thurman bikini pictures, but that's just about the scariest thing I've ever seen. Someone call Sigourney Weaver, or the Ghostbusters, or something, because I don't want to be around when whatever ...it is that's inside Uma Thurman's belly erupts in an evil gelatenous ooze to try and take over our planet. Or is she just pregnant? Either way, that shit's nasty. |
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 Carmela DeCesare is Today’s Daily SnapshotCategory: Other - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 16th, 2008You might remember Carmela DeCesare from our countdown of World’s Sexiest Athletes Wives…Yeah, she was #1. |
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 Brooke Hogan in a bikini = Please, stop confusing my pants for the love of GodCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 15th, 2008Apparently, performing in lingerie wasn't enough for Brooke Hogan. No, she had to continue her promotional tour of cleavage and get her bikini on today with Hulk's girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel. You know, the one that looks just like Brooke but add 40... years. Anyway, I was almost mesmerized by these pics of Brooke pouring water down her silicone pillows until I came across this shot from behind. Now I know what prison looks like. I'll be good! |
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 Michelle Hunziker Bikini PicturesCategory: Other - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 15th, 2008Michelle Hunziker is a Swiss model and actress who’s married to Italian singer Eros Ramazzotti, and — per the summer supererogative standard — in a bikini. She’s also sporting two extra nipples on her chest there. By 15th century standards, s...he’s obviously a witch. She could suckle a demon and one of the demon’s old college buddies and still have two teats to spare. But the only way to know for sure if someone’s a witch is to find out if she’s made of wood and weighs the same as a duck. You don’t get wise in the ways of science without knowing a little bit about the scientific method, you know. |
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 Celine Dion Bikini Pictures Are a ProblemCategory: Music Industry - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 14th, 2008Okay, this celebrity bikini picture shit is getting out of hand. I know it's what this site is basically about, but I swore to myself I'd never do a Celine Dion post, but not only am I doing a Celine Dion post, I'm doing a fucking Celine Dion bikini ...pictures post. If that's not a sign that I've got a problem, I don't know what is. I'll be checking into celebrity bikini rehab today. I just pray they don't have Internet, because I can't stop myself. |
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 Miley Cyrus (Not) Naked in the Shower, Plus a Whole New Sex ScandalCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 14th, 2008Miley Cyrus has done it again, as more of her private pictures have surfaced online. This time the photos, which were supposedly mailed to Miley's boyfriend, Nick Jonas, of the Jonas Brothers band, were apparently hacked by someone calling himself Tr...ainReq, who claims to have much naughtier pictures of Miley Cyrus, possibly even Miley Cyrus nude pictures, which he is planning to sell. TrainReq also claims to have been reading Miley's email for the past few months, and says that she has written very sexy emails to Nick Jonas, detailing their sexual exploits. The thing is, Miley and Nick have both told the media that they are still virgins... Here's what TrainReq wrote on a message board. i have worse pictures than these, and those are prob getting sold. I saw alot of juicy emails, but I never thought of saving them.. now I kick myself for not.. there where so many juicy emails that I read... ones with her talking to nick about the night they fucked, etc. So I guess we should be keeping our eyes peeled for those new pictures, eh? Of course, we probably couldn't even post them here, because Miley Cyrus is still 15 or something, so posting pictures of MIley Cyrus naked is probably illegal, or very close to it. Anyway, here are the hacked pictures, tagged by TrainReq, and showing Miley doing her ever popular shirt-lifting pose, wearing a "Nick J" necklace, and also standing in the shower, wearing a very wet t-shirt. |
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 Kelly Brook Latex Lingerie and CFM bootsCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 14th, 2008Some pictures of HOT Kelly Brook in Latex Lingerie and CFM boots |
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 Knox Leon & Vivienne Marcheline Baby Pictures On The Way!Category: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 13th, 2008Here are some more details about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s fraternal twins. Angie, 33, gave birth to a boy, Knox Leon, and a girl, Vivienne Marcheline, by Cesarean section on Saturday night at the Santa Maria clinic of the Lenval Foundation... in Nice, France. Knox weighed 5.03 lbs, and Vivienne 5 lbs. Angie’s obstetrician Dr. Michael Sussmann told People, “The babies are doing well. The operation went just perfectly. Angelina is in very good spirits. Brad Pitt was at her side. He was there and all was well. The mother and father are very, very happy.” Here’s a recap of all the Jolie-Pitt kids’ first and middle names, along with their ages: Maddox Chivan, 6 Pax Thien, 4 Zahara Marley, 3 Shiloh Nouvel, 2 Vivenne Marcheline, 1 day Knox Leon, 1 day What a beautiful set of names for Brad and Angie’s three boys and three girls! As reported earlier, Brad and Angie’s attorneys already scooped up domain names for the twins. And last we heard, the bidding for the Knox and Vivienne baby pics was at $15+ million. |
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 Luciana Salazar in Gente magazineCategory: Other - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 13th, 2008I like Luciana Salazar, and am particularly fond of her side boob action. I’m also fond of kittens, lasagna, walks on the beach and sleazy massage parlours. |
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 Carrie Underwood in Shitty Bikini Pictures of the DayCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 12th, 2008If you are wonder what shit shoveling, tobacco chewin’, guitar strummin’, whiskey drinking cowboys who suffer from a broken heart and who’s dog died last month jerk off to while they cry, Carrie Underwood is it. Here she is in a bikini, which w...ould help those fuckers reach orgasms if they knew how to turn on a computer, but are too busy herding cattle instead, but at least they have their old transmittor radio to learn every lyric of her heart warming songs. The truth is that Carrie Underwood shows us that American Idol can make you very fucking rich, if you use it to get into country music, because country fans are loyal as fuck and will always support one of their own for their entire career, making Underwood a cash cow you’d want to saddle up and ride into the sunset. |
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 Marta Cecchetto in German MaximCategory: Other - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 11th, 2008Marta Cecchetto is an Italian model, and surprise surprise, she’s dating a professional Italian soccer player. Sure they may be rich and beautiful, but their lives are usually pretty scripted I’d say. I’d take my topsy turvey, poor guy, “don...t know what to expect” life over their’s any day. I smell bullshit coming from my direction. |
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