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 Tie a Yellow Ribbon ‘Round the Old Placenta TreeCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Aug 12th, 2008Matthew McConaughey is taking a page from the aboriginal tribes of Australia and planting his newborn son’s placenta in an orchard. Yummy! He told CNN’s Dr. Sanjay Gupta “It’s going to be in the orchards and it’s going to bear some w...onderful fruit. When I was in Australia, they had a placenta tree that was on the river… and all the placentas of whatever aboriginal tribe that was, all the placentas went under that one tree and it was this huge behemoth of just health and strength. This tree was just growing taller and stronger above the rest of Mother Nature around it. It was gorgeous.” Well, who doesn’t love the smell of freshly-tilled placenta decomposing in the heat of a August afternoon? I know I do. I’ve just recently taken to menstruating on my backyard compost heap myself. The tough part is going to be keeping Tom Cruise from sneaking in with a pint of barely water for a little ephemeral organ late night snack. I hear Scientologists can smell a placenta from a distance of fifty paces! |
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 Tom Cruise Plans to Eat Baby’s PlacentaCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 2nd, 2008In his latest interview with GQ magazine, Tom Cruise reveals that he’s planning to eat his new baby’s placenta. He says: “I’m gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I’m gonna eat the cord and the place...nta right there.” This is as tantalizing as smoking your own shit like a Cuban cigar. I really feel sorry for Katie Holmes. |
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 Kidman Kept Cruise Baby PlacentaCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: KingM on Jan 23rd, 2008What is it with Tom Cruise and placentas? First he jokingly claimed he was going to eat daughter Suri’s placenta when she was born and now Andrew Morton claims Nicole kept some placenta from her miscarriage to prove he was the father of her baby. A... source tells Morton, “They did try to start a family [but] she sadly had a miscarriage. And because of all the questions over the father, she ordered that some of the placenta be saved in order to prove paternity — the fact that Tom Cruise was the father.” Nicole was filming Moulin Rouge at the time and rumors were swirling that she was sleeping with co-star Ewan McGregor. It’s actually smart to keep some evidence around. Just like Monica Lewinsky and the blue Gap dress. Another day, another salacious revelation from the unauthorized bio. We can’t wait for tomorrow! |
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