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Cats in Boobs, With Lindsay Lohan

Cats in Boobs, With Lindsay Lohan

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 11th, 2008

If you love kitties and you love boobs, you'll love this edition of Cats In Boobs, starring Lindsay Lohan! Click to enlarge...


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Josh Hartnett did not have library sex

Josh Hartnett did not have library sex

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 11th, 2008

The Daily Mirror ran a piece claiming Josh Hartnett had been caught on CCTV having sex with a woman in a hotel library. Now, Josh is suing the Mirror for defamation, calling the rumors “a complete fabrication” and “unsubstantiated.” To cla...rify, anytime a major publication calls your moves X-Rated and says it’s with a girl and not your doll collection, that’s a good thing. Anytime a major publication says you were caught on CCTV masturbating in a corner of the hotel library, that’s a bad thing. A very bad thing. You want to sue over something like that, not this. Especially when they put in bold letters that they had to zoom in to see exactly what you were doing and don’t even mention that you were nervous.


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Jessica Simpson’s Boobs Stop Traffic

Jessica Simpson’s Boobs Stop Traffic

Category: Music Industry  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 11th, 2008

I bet Jessica Simpson has never once had a cab driver pass her by and with good reason, those tits could stop wars. Life must be pretty easy for Jessica’s tits, never having to pick up a check, always getting the best seat in the house and the show...ers….. Oh the showers. I guess it could get a little annoying having everybody stare and throw smarties all the time.


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Natalie Portman is Tennis Tasty

Natalie Portman is Tennis Tasty

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 10th, 2008

Natalie Portman dons a cute striped dress as she attends the men’s final at the U.S. Open in Flushing Meadows, New York City on Monday. The 27-year-old actress watched Roger Federer defeat Andrew Murray in straight sets, 6-2, 7-5, 6-2 to win his... 13th Grand Slam title. Hollywood attracted Hollywood at the Open as Nat sat right in front of Charlize Theron and her beau Stuart Townsend! More pictures inside of Natalie Portman getting tennis tasty…

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Lindsay Lohan Hates Bras

Lindsay Lohan Hates Bras

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 10th, 2008

I tried to look for the hi-res versions of Lindsay Lohan's hanging rack presenting at the VMAs, but unfortunately/fortunately I was unable to find them. So here are the pictures anyway. Sorry about the crappy quality, but I'll keep looking, so try to stay positive.

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I don’t care what people say; Posh with short hair is sexy!

I don’t care what people say; Posh with short hair is sexy!

Category: Music Industry  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 10th, 2008

Posh Beckham listened to my cries and pleas (not really) and finally chopped off that guinea pig mop that was sitting on her femalien head for so long! I'm sipping my Sanka while trying to decide what I think of it. It sort of looks like one of her b...oys cut her hair with his safety scissors. I'm expecting her to shout, "Second star to the right and straight on till morning!" Now, let's take bets on how long it takes for Katie Holmes' to copy Posh's new twink bottom haircut. Synchronize your watches! I'm going to guess 30 days. It takes Stepford Katie a while to catch up. Her hardrive isn't the fastest. Here's Posh looking even more like a twink robot alien at the Marc Jacobs show last night with JLo. Do you think Posh ever stops posing? Pose! Pose! Pose! I bet she poses while taking a poo.

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Marissa Miller is what you would get if Weird Science was real life.

Marissa Miller is what you would get if Weird Science was real life.

Category: Other  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 10th, 2008

Proof that Marisa Miller’s booty is flawless

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Kendra Wilkinson Is A Dumb Blond Again!

Kendra Wilkinson Is A Dumb Blond Again!

Category: Other  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 10th, 2008

Yesterday I did a post about Kendra Wilkinson trying to look smart by dying her hair brown, it didn’t work, but thankfully it was only a wig because here she’s back to the dumb blond look. She’s no Holly Madison that’s for sure but I’d stil...l like to wrestle, I’ve got some good moves. Ever hear of the Russian Backbreaker?

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Just Katy Perry

Just Katy Perry

Category: Music Industry  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 10th, 2008

She kissed a girl and we like that. But what we like even better, besides her surprisingly bangin’ body and do-me eyes, is that before Ms. Perry (who’s original name was Katy Hudson) became 2008’s summer hit sensation, she was making the rounds... as a Christian artist. Then she transformed into a sinful pop singer, bringing girl-on-girl action into the mainstream in a way Joe Francis never could. Katy, we salute you.

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Halle Berry is rather attractive

Halle Berry is rather attractive

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 10th, 2008

If I just posted pictures of Halle Berry all day, how long do you think it’d take for my average pageviews to double? I say 12 hours.

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Helena Christensen Shows Off Her Legs @ New York Fashion Week!

Helena Christensen Shows Off Her Legs @ New York Fashion Week!

Category: Other  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 10th, 2008

It's painful to see an aging beauty, but thank God Helena's making it a lil' less painful by showing off her legs. Regardless of how you look at it, she's lookin' amazing for someone who's just a few months away from 40! For those of you who miss...ed her prime, here's a history lesson: Christensen is considered to be one of the more prominent supermodels of the 1990s, having appeared on many magazine covers and in fashion campaigns. She was in the Victoria's Secret catalog and in their television commercials as one of the signature Angels, along with supermodels Tyra Banks, Karen Mulder, Daniela Pestova, Rebecca Romijn, and Stephanie Seymour.

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Eva Mendes Got Back!

Eva Mendes Got Back!

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 10th, 2008

Here’s Eva Mendes in one hell of a skin-tight dress at the Calvin Klein 40th Anniversary party. Besides the fact that I’m pretty sure she isn’t wearing anything underneath the dress and that it gives her a very risky plunging neckline, that dre...ss definitely shows off her bootay I always knew she had. No wonder CK got Mendes as their lingerie model.

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Sienna Miller Gives Us A View

Sienna Miller Gives Us A View

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 10th, 2008

Every good homewrecker knows that they have to keep their body tight or else their man friend will go back to his wife and kids, that’s homewrecking 101, Sienna Miller is a good example of this. Here she is leaving her pilates class with her sweet ...little cleavage in tow. I’ve never done pilates but the idea of a sweaty Sienna Miller flopping around on the floor is enough to make any man leave his wife.

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Adriana Lima Drops Some Serious Cleavage

Adriana Lima Drops Some Serious Cleavage

Category: Other  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 10th, 2008

A little while back I posted some lingerie pictures of Adriana Lima and Doutzen Kroes and was quick to name Kroes the hotter of the two angels. Well, I take it all back, and it’s because of one reason and one reason only. Cleavage. As hot as Doutze...n Kroes is, I highly doubt that she can muster up enough cleavage to top Lima’s impressive display. So here she is with said impressive display of cleavage at some shindig hosted by Carlos Jereisatti. Not that you care with cleavage like that staring back at you.

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Sophie Monk Bikini Pictures

Sophie Monk Bikini Pictures

Category: Other  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 10th, 2008

I have no idea when or where these pictures were taken, but Aussie superbabe Sophie Monk in a bikini is really hard to pass up… as if ignoring a bikini-clad Sophie Monk was even an option. Anyways, enjoy the naughty leopard-print bikini spectacle.

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S.S. Michelle Hunziker Ascends

S.S. Michelle Hunziker Ascends

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 10th, 2008

I’m sure you instantly recognized today’s Summer Supererogative Shameless Skinfest star Michelle Hunziker from her hit Italian TV show “Striscia la Notizia” with Ezio Greggio. No? Well, she’s blonde and has big tits. Viva il festival di pelle!

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Guy who scopes out David Beckham at urinal says he’s well endowed

Guy who scopes out David Beckham at urinal says he’s well endowed

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 10th, 2008

Do you know that Armani underwear ad in which David Beckham is laying on his back, legs spread in a V, just inviting us to… buy the briefs for our husbands? Of course you do, that image is pretty much iconic now. There was a lot of speculation that... the bulge in Beckham’s tighty whiteys was digitally enhanced, but his wife Victoria swore that he’s as blessed down below as he is everywhere else. She crudely mentioned that his manhood is “like a tractor exhaust pipe” and said that she still has a “really good sex life” with her husband of nine years. Now we have confirmation from another guy who scoped out the Goldenballs. A DJ from Australia claims to have been doing his business at a urinal next to Beckham and to have checked him out. He says the advertisements are legit and Beckham is as much a man as his wife claims: Australian DJ KYLE SANDILANDS told listeners to his show: “I was in the toilet at Villa nightclub in LA and there’s only two urinals in there, it’s very small. “Somebody comes in behind me, and I hear a soft voice say ‘Hello, how are you?’ I turned around and think: ‘Holy s***! It’s David Beckham!’ “I’m midway through and I think, I’ve got to slow this down. I couldn’t help myself, for the first time in my life, I glanced down to the left and had a look.” Asked whether Becks was a big boy, Kyle replied: “There’s two types of penis. “There’s the one that’s the same size all the time and the other one changes in size. “Let’s just say he looks like he’s got it going on whether it’s happy or not.”

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Natalie Dylan Virginity to be Auctioned Off on Howard Stern (Picture)

Natalie Dylan Virginity to be Auctioned Off on Howard Stern (Picture)

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 9th, 2008

Howard Stern has to maintain some level of shock value - his latest stunt involves auctioning off Natalie Dylan’s virginity. She’s pictured above. Howard Stern is auctioning off Natalie Dylan’s virginity this morning on his radio show. The 2...2-year-old Natalie Dylan hails from San Diego and is looking to raise money to pay for her college tuition. According to Natalie Dylan, “I don’t have a moral dilemma with it. We live in a capitalist society. Why shouldn’t I be allowed to capitalize on my virginity?” (By the way, she is using the pseudonym of Natalie Dylan “for safety reasons.”) Natalie Dylan’s sister works at Nevada’s famed (legal) brothel Moonlite Bunny Ranch. Interested bidders for Howard Stern’s auction of Natalie Dylan’s virginity can visit bunnyranch.com. The “deal” will be consummated at the Bunny Ranch. And lest you think that Natalie Dylan is just saying she’s a virgin to earn some money - she says she will submit to a polygraph test and a gynecological exam to confirm everything.

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Kristen Bell Bikini Pictures, Now With More Ass

Kristen Bell Bikini Pictures, Now With More Ass

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 9th, 2008

Heyo! Check out these awesome Kristen Bell bikini pictures. I think you'll agree she looks pretty frickin' hot. I think you'll also agree that her boyfriend, Dax Shepard is the luckiest douche around. I mentioned "more ass" in the title of this post,... and while we do get some very nice shots of Kristen Bell's very nice ass, I was actually referring to him. Here's something disappointing, though. Kristen Bell is topless in that last picture, but sadly, she didn't turn over. D'Oh!

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Jamie-Lynn Sigler Upskirt

Jamie-Lynn Sigler Upskirt

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 9th, 2008

I was always a big fan of nursery rhymes as a kid. And not just for the homosexual and infanticidal subtexts, either. Mostly because they rhymed. I love a good rhyme. And a rhyme about seeing underpants in France would be the perfect lead-in here, if... actress Jamie-Lynn Siegler were actually wearing any. No cigar. So I’m forced to go with the “Me Chinese, me play joke. Me put pee-pee in your coke” opener followed by several armpit fart noises and the “booger machine-gun.” It’s the only intro 4 out of every 5 third-graders recommend!