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Paris Hilton’s Dressed Like a Cheap Stripper for a Launch Party of the Day

Paris Hilton’s Dressed Like a Cheap Stripper for a Launch Party of the Day

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Aug 27th, 2008

Paris Hilton is reportedly single because I guess the rich rockstar she was dating doesn’t have to follow the herpes life sentence rule the rest of us follow and that is that when you land the shit, you stay locked down to the bitch who gave it to ...you, or the bitch you gave it to 6-8 weeks after a wild night raw doggin’ a stripper and polluting your girlfriend of the time who you cheated on, even though sex with strippers is never considered cheating where I am from, it’s just buying yourself something that feels good like when a girl goes to the salon to get her hair and nails done.


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 Joanna Krupa And Krystal Forscutt Make A Great Pair

Joanna Krupa And Krystal Forscutt Make A Great Pair

Category: Other  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Aug 27th, 2008

Zoo Magazine did it again! They managed to get two of my favorite girls and put them together in the same shoot: Joanna Krupa and Krystal Forscutt. Not only do we get one pair of funbags, we get two sweet pairs - which is enough to keep me afloat for... the next few hours. Now who wouldn’t want to be sandwiched in between this? Enjoy.


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The Hottest Tennis Players You’ve Never Heard Of

The Hottest Tennis Players You’ve Never Heard Of

Category: Sports  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Aug 27th, 2008

Tennis, anyone? Yeah, we’ve been known to slice a few serves into the deuce court (…pause?), but when it comes to watching the U.S. Open (which opens today), we’re more into the eye candy. This year’s a little strange though, with pro tennis... reigning uber-hottie Maria Sharapova out with an injury. Thankfully, there’s a brand new crop of grunting, short skirt-wearing, (mostly) Eastern European females in this year’s tournament.


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 Vanessa Minnillo’s Got Sexy Legs

Vanessa Minnillo’s Got Sexy Legs

Category: Other  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Aug 27th, 2008

I’m still not a hundred percent sure exactly what it is that Vanessa Minnillo does that makes her a celebrity, but I do know that those long sweet legs in short shorts are what gets her onto this site. Is it strange that I want to butter them up an...d have my way with them? I think it’s healthy and perfectly normal. Wow, a breakthrough! My psychiatrist will be so proud.

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Audrina Patridge's Beauty Picks & Tricks

Audrina Patridge's Beauty Picks & Tricks

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Aug 27th, 2008

First of all, LOVE the color of that dress! (And who needs shoes in Malibu, the land o' perennial beach weather??) But her shiny attire aside, Audrina Patridge recently spilled the beauty beans to Allure Magazine. Here's what The Hills star said a...bout her eye make-up picks for looking fabulous: I love black eyeliner. I put it on the inner rims of my lash lines, top and bottom. If I want a more dramatic look, I'll go back over the top lash line just a tiny bit to darken it. If I mess up, I'll just smudge the line with my finger and put eyeshadow over it. At night, I'll switch to green, violet, or blue liner, and make it thick on top and winged out at the ends. And I always stick with pencil--lately I've been loving Maybelline because I never have to touch it up."

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 Danielle Lloyd’s Juicy Bikini Pictures

Danielle Lloyd’s Juicy Bikini Pictures

Category: Other  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Aug 27th, 2008

This is more like it… We’ve got some Danielle Lloyd bikini pictures from Portugal to chew on. Normally, I’m not the kind of guy who enjoys a good fruit, but I would really like to sink my teeth into Danielle’s juicy oranges…

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Pamela Anderson Lets Loose

Pamela Anderson Lets Loose

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Aug 27th, 2008

Here’s everyone’s favorite MILF Pamela Anderson out promoting her new reality show, which is strange considering her sex tape has been one of the most popular reality shows on the internet for years. I guess times have changed, but I’m not sure... people are going to want to watch Pam massaging her bunions and cleaning out her depends. Get it, she’s old.

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 Paris Hilton Topless In 944 Magazine

Paris Hilton Topless In 944 Magazine

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Aug 27th, 2008

Here’s Paris Hilton posing topless in the latest 944 Magazine. I know we all hate her, but let’s pretend this is the first time we’ve ever seen her. I know it’s hard to do but in order to enjoy these pictures of a half-naked skinny blond chic...k, it’s the only way. Try it, it almost works.

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Adriana Lima’s New Victoria’s Secret Spread is Today’s Daily Snapshot

Adriana Lima’s New Victoria’s Secret Spread is Today’s Daily Snapshot

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Aug 27th, 2008

Brazilian super-hottie, supermodel Adriana Lima is back and better than ever. As we’re sure you will agree, Adriana’s smokin’ new photo spread for Victoria’s Secret’s Supermodel Obsession line will knock you on your a** and leave you beggi...ng for more. Did you know she once studied to become a nun???

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 Paris Hilton Topless In 944 Magazine

Paris Hilton Topless In 944 Magazine

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Aug 26th, 2008

Here’s Paris Hilton posing topless in the latest 944 Magazine. I know we all hate her, but let’s pretend this is the first time we’ve ever seen her. I know it’s hard to do but in order to enjoy these pictures of a half-naked skinny blond chic...k, it’s the only way. Try it, it almost works.

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Christy Hemme in a bikini

Christy Hemme in a bikini

Category: Sports  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Aug 26th, 2008

Here’s TNA manager/wrestler Christy Hemme. Thanks for the see-thru wet t-shirt shot!

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Sienna Miller Bikini Pictures

Sienna Miller Bikini Pictures

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Aug 26th, 2008

I figured since we’re so used to seeing Sienna Miller topless in practically of all her bikini/sun tanning pictures, it would be refreshing to see actually see her in a bikini for once. Well, I was wrong. Once you go topless you can never go back.

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Shauna Sand is in a Bikini

Shauna Sand is in a Bikini

Category: Other  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Aug 26th, 2008

Who knows why Shauna Sand decided to go to Miami this weekend. If I had to guess, I'd say she went there to remind us of her timeless beauty. I must admit, sometimes I take it for granted.

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 A Charlize Theron See-Through Moment

A Charlize Theron See-Through Moment

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Aug 26th, 2008

Here are some shots of Charlize Theron in a see-through shirt . Unfortunately, she remembered to wear a bra during her Japanese press tour for Hancock, but hey, when it comes to the World’s Sexiest Woman, you take what you can get.

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 Ali Larter Bikini Pictures

Ali Larter Bikini Pictures

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Aug 26th, 2008

Here’s Heroes star Ali Larter in a bikini in Malibu. Obviously Ali is your typical blond with that girl next door look, but she reminds me so much of Christie Brinkley. I would say a younger Christie Brinkley, but Christie’s smoking hot for her a...ge. Hell, Christie’s smokin’ hot for any age. Anyway, I guess what I’m really trying to say is that I’d have sex with both of them. Obviously.

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Nicky Hilton in her Bikini Bottoms of the Day

Nicky Hilton in her Bikini Bottoms of the Day

Category: Other  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Aug 26th, 2008

Sometimes when role playing with my wife, I like to pretend I am Nicky Hilton and she pretends to be the badly dressed asshole no one cares about that she’s dating at the time because my wife is about as worthless as him, except for the fact that s...he pays my rent and I am about as boring and sloppy lookin’ as Nicky Hilton. So I ask my wife where she got her stupid board shorts and she asks me why I am not as relevant as my sister and asks if I want to make a sex tape and I blow it off by telling her she’s no Rick Solomon down there and I dont want to admit I let such a small dick inside my barely there ass, and I then I tell her that I have to go shopping and I’ll be taken my Benz and storm off only to jump into my stepdaughter’s boyfriend’s 87 Hyundai and my wife goes to the bedroom to masturbate because she finds playing useless rich kids who have done pretty much nothing with their lives so fuckin’ hot she can’t contain her over-sized labia.

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Jessica Biel is Shortfest Sexy

Jessica Biel is Shortfest Sexy

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Aug 26th, 2008

Jessica Biel (in Stella McCartney) enjoys a screening of her new movie, Hole in the Paper Sky, at the 2008 Palm Springs International Shortfest at the Camelot Theatre on Saturday in Palm Springs, Calif. The 26-year-old actress, who produced and st...arred in the film, was accompanied by boyfriend Justin Timberlake. “Justin arrived in a separate car and met her inside,” an onlooker tells People. “He was saying how excited he was to be back in Palm Springs to see Jessica’s film.” Even though Justin and Jessica snuck out of the theater just before the film ended, the “couple sat together and watched the program of shorts.”

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Jessica Simpson Bikini Pictures

Jessica Simpson Bikini Pictures

Category: Music Industry  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Aug 26th, 2008

Who? Jessica Simpson. Where? Don't know. When? Yesterday, I think. What? Jessica Simpson bikini pictures! Why? Do you really have to ask?

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Leighton Meester is Sebastian Stan Sexy

Leighton Meester is Sebastian Stan Sexy

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Aug 25th, 2008

Gossip Girl cutie Leighton Meester shares a sweet moment with actor boyfriend Sebastian Stan at the Season 2 premiere of Gossip Girl at the upscale Henri Bendel boutique in midtown Manhattan on Sunday night. Sebastian, who turned 25 earlier this m...onth, had two small appearances on Gossip Girl as wealthy bad boy Carter Baizen (pictured below). It would seem that hooking up on the Gossip set is the way to do things these days! (Ahem, Blake Lively and Penn Badgley.)

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Beach Volleyball Gets All Wet

Beach Volleyball Gets All Wet

Category: Sports  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Aug 25th, 2008

I think it’s awesome that there’s an Olympic sport that requires making a fake beach, and the athletes wear bikinis. Who let beach volleyball be an Olympic sport, anyway? Was regular volleyball just not cutting it? Hells no. Where else in the Oly...mpics do you have the opportunity to watch hard-bodied women bend over, dive, tumble, and jump, then pick their wedgies? If you say gymnastics, you’re a sick bastard. They’ve all got the bodies of 11 year olds, you perv. Gold-medal winners Kerri Walsh and Misty May showing the sand some love