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Sienna Miller’s Got Sweet Little Cleavage

Sienna Miller’s Got Sweet Little Cleavage

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 5th, 2008

Everyone keeps calling Sienna Miller a slut for breaking up marriages like it’s a bad thing. Personally, if I was an unhappily married man and Sienna came on to me, I’d be thanking the Lord for giving me the opportunity to get in between her swee...t little cleavage. And I’m sure many of you married men would agree. Even those that are in satisfying relationships, Sienna would just make us a whole lot more satisfied. Right fellas?


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Penelope Cruz Upskirts

Penelope Cruz Upskirts

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 5th, 2008

Hollywood A-lister and ex-squeeze of pint sized celeb Tom Cruise, plus nutjob actor Matthew McConaughey gives a brief flash of white underwear as she exits a limo, which you can see in larger detail at Penelope Cruz Upskirts.

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Christina Aguilera Boobs Boobs Boobs

Christina Aguilera Boobs Boobs Boobs

Category: Music Industry  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 5th, 2008

Christina Aguilera launched her new fragrance “Inspire” at the Herald Square Macy’s in New York yesterday. As always, her tits were front and center. Well, not so much center, exactly. Maybe front and “decidedly askew.” Front and “one at ...five; one at nine.” Front and “you need to fucking sue your plastic surgeon already because you could piece together chunks of RuPaul blindfolded using nothing but silly putty and a caulking gun and it’d still look more like a woman than you ever will, you hideous silicone freak of nature.” Ah, semantics, shemantics!

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Christina Ricci Bikini Pictures

Christina Ricci Bikini Pictures

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 4th, 2008

I still remember when Christina Ricci was a weird looking chubby chick that nobody would look twice at, but those days are just a distant memory now as you can see by these pictures of her hard body frolicking in the ocean in Malibu. It looks like he...r time not working has been well spent in the gym, now if she could somehow get rid of those prison tattoos we could get down to business. Prison style.

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Miranda Kerr @ 2008 GQ Men of the Year Awards

Miranda Kerr @ 2008 GQ Men of the Year Awards

Category: Other  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 4th, 2008

These were snapped at the Royal Opera House in London. Miranda Kerr is currently sexing-up a GQ man herself. These days, she can be seen riding around the streets of NYC on Orlando Bloom's BMW motorcycle. Check it here. For the full list of win...ners, head to GQ.com.


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Shannen Doherty’s Got Herself Some Shorts of the Day

Shannen Doherty’s Got Herself Some Shorts of the Day

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 4th, 2008

I did something stupid and almost got in trouble, but luckily I didn’t. I was walking down the street and saw an old lady in her support knee high pantyhose and a can trying to walk into the bank all hunched over and no one helped her in. I ran as ...fast as I could to beat her to the door, I was about 5 feet away, but still took some effort, I opened the door for her and as she walked in a instinctively slapped her ass like I was a little league coach and we just got a home run or some shit. She reacted all right and looked back smiled and gave me a wink, like I had made her fucking day, while I blushed in embarrassment for doing what I did, and some cunt coming out of the bank freaked out on me calling me a pervert and a sick fuck and went on about how offensive and inappropriate I was. I told her that I was just a good samairitan doing good or the people and that I hope someone gives her a little more than a little ass grabbing because she sure as fuck needs it and I wasn’t volunteering my services because I’ve done my charity for the day and because she’s not seducing me in her support knee high pantyhose. It was an unnecessary mess that I should of avoided, kinda like Shannen Doherty walking out of her house with this Halloween mask that is her face on. At least she’s got good legs in shorts and at least I got to grab some ass. I guess with all bad there is good.

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Holly Madison Upksirt Pictures

Holly Madison Upksirt Pictures

Category: Other  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 4th, 2008

Holly Madison was at a screening of the The Telling (whatever that is) and decided to grab onto a bar and take a swing in a mini skirt. Not sure if she knew that was a bad idea beforehand, but it turned out to be the best idea she ever had. Thanks Holly.

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Tila Tequila’s Girlfriend Is A Lesbian Fantasy Killer

Tila Tequila’s Girlfriend Is A Lesbian Fantasy Killer

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 4th, 2008

Here’s Tila Tequila getting down and dirty with her butterface girlfriend while looking like a slutty Pocahontas. You know it’s a shame that Tila has such low standards, because it ruins any future lesbian fantasies I may have with her. Anyway, I... don’t get what she sees in that chick other than her huge bank account (her father is former Chairman of the Board & CEO of Yahoo), but there’s no amount of money you could give me to go down on that chick. OK, I’d do it for 100 bucks… who am I kidding?

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Elizabeth Hurley Because She Is Hot

Elizabeth Hurley Because She Is Hot

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 4th, 2008

The GQ Men of the Year Awards were held in London yesterday, and once again I wasn’t nominated for anything. You’d think providing pictures of hot women on a daily basis for horny guys who can’t get laid would count for something. I guess not. ...Maybe next year. Until then, here are some photos of Elizabeth Hurley.

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Christina Aguilera’s Breasts Are HUGE!

Christina Aguilera’s Breasts Are HUGE!

Category: Music Industry  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 4th, 2008

You know, having a baby is one of the best things Christina Aguilera could have possibly done. Not only did she bring a new life into this world, but her fake breasts grew in size and haven’t gone down since. It’s like a miracle. 3 of them! There is a god.

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Michelle Hunziker’s Sweet Ass In A Bikini

Michelle Hunziker’s Sweet Ass In A Bikini

Category: Other  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 4th, 2008

I have no clue who Michelle Hunziker is, but if I was a betting man, I’d say she is a model. That or a high-priced escort. I’m hoping the latter, that way I can start saving up so I can get a little piece of that ass.

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Nude Celebs in HD - Starship Troopers 3

Nude Celebs in HD - Starship Troopers 3

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 3rd, 2008

HD caps from Starship Troopers 3: Marauder from a 1080p source. Cécile Breccia, Tanya van Graan and Nicole Tupper appear in a nude scene together as they prepare for a physical exam.


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Paris Hilton: 'The Paparazzi Are Annoying'

Paris Hilton: 'The Paparazzi Are Annoying'

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 3rd, 2008

Paris Hilton is fed up with being followed by paparazzi -- but has vowed to keep her cool with them. The sexy socialite and hotel heiress -- who is one of the most photographed women in the world -- says she is constantly taunted by shutterbugs wh...o try and get her hot under the collar -- but she always resists the temptation to lash out. She explains, "It is annoying when they are always showing up at your house. I think it is fine at like a movie premiere or an event when they are supposed to be there. But when it is every single day it just gets really tiring. "There is nothing you can do about it. They want you to lash out at them so I never do. I have never done that and I never will." Paris, 27, recently revealed that she and her Good Charlotte rocker boyfriend Benji Madden act like children to keep their "love young".

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Hahahaha! Look at Britney! She Looks . . . Awesome? What?

Hahahaha! Look at Britney! She Looks . . . Awesome? What?

Category: Music Industry  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 3rd, 2008

We just realized that today's stories involve a baby, Michael Jackson, Josh Hartnett, and Kevin Spacey chewing cheeks. Not exactly the stuff of titillation. So we've made the executive decision to sex things up by including new pics of Britney Spears... in a bikini. If you had come to us one year ago and said, "Hey, CelebNewsWire. In one year, you'll be posting pictures of Britney in a really tiny bikini and she won't be sporting McGriddle crumbs in her abdominal folds OR Adnan Ghalib jizz on her back," we would have told you to get the fuck out of town. And yet here we are. Things are so queer on this side of the looking glass.

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Keeley Hazell In The New Nuts Magazine

Keeley Hazell In The New Nuts Magazine

Category: Other  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 3rd, 2008

Here are some pics of Keeley Hazell topless in the new Nuts Magazine. Nuts Magazine is pretty brilliant in the marketing of their magazine. They have this chick on more than any other chick and its probably the most popular magazine in the U.K. and i...f you have to asky why…..rollerblade your ass to another site.

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Gisele Bundchen Arena Magazine Pictures

Gisele Bundchen Arena Magazine Pictures

Category: Other  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 3rd, 2008

There’s something about pictures of a supermodel in a gold bikini that really gets me going, it may be the camera angle or the artistry of the shots that I like. Oh, who are we kidding, it’s Gisele Bundchen’s tight body staring me in the face t...hat does it. Her face does absolutely nothing for me but I could eat breakfast off that sweet ass everyday. Not just toast either, bacon and eggs.

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Thandie Newton is a Rad Rocker

Thandie Newton is a Rad Rocker

Category: Cinema & TV  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 3rd, 2008

Thandie Newton (Crash/Mission: Impossible II) arrives at the world premiere of Guy Ritchie’s RocknRolla at the Odeon Cinema, in Leicester Square, England on Monday. The 35-year-old British actress was white hot in her leg-baring dress. That doub...le-slitted skirt sure is high! In the film, Thandie plays Stella, an accountant who is the love interesting of mobster One Two (Gerard Butler). RocknRolla opens in North America on Oct. 31. WHAT DO YOU THINK of Thandie’s leg-baring dress — SHEER GENIUS or EASILY FORGETTABLE? 30+ pictures of Thandie Newton, the rad rocker…

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Is That A Younger Celine Dion In A Bikini?

Is That A Younger Celine Dion In A Bikini?

Category: Other  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 2nd, 2008

The paparazzi have staged yet another so-called bikini candid with a girl who looks like a younger Celine Dion, only with a hotter body. Her name is Caroline D’Amore and with a French name like that maybe she’s Celine’s long lost daughter or ni...ece or whatever. Anyway, I didn’t know there was a big demand for Celine Dion look-alikes in swimwear. What’s next? Barbara Streisand? 21 more pictures of Caroline D’Amore in a bikini on the link.

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Keeley Hazell Cleavage Sells Lynx Body Spray

Keeley Hazell Cleavage Sells Lynx Body Spray

Category: Other  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 2nd, 2008

I’m sold, I don’t care what it smells like, you put some Keeley Hazell cleavage on the ad and I am buying that sh*t!

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Rihanna In FHM France

Rihanna In FHM France

Category: Music Industry  - Posted by: rapvirus  on Sep 2nd, 2008

What better way to kick-start the week than with this Rihanna photoshoot? I’m starting to really dig Rihanna. But besides being hot, she seems to be a cool cat with a level head (at least compared to the other singers/celebs). But who am I kidding?... Even if she had an inflated ego I’d still gawk at her.