Katherine Heigl is all kinds of greasy

Katherine Heigl hasn't showed her face in Hollywood for awhile now, on account of, y'know, everyone hating her... So it must have taken some real courage to attend the third annual "Hot in Hollywood" event this weekend. And since that buys her about ...zero sympathy from us, I don't know what I find more hysterical about Heigl's "ensemble" here: that it looks like it was purchased right off the rack from The DEB Shop or that the glare from her dress is actually competing with the glare from her face. Jesus woman, I used less spackle when I re-tiled my bathroom.