Sarah Jessica Parker Wafts Her Scent

Who knew Sarah Jessica Parker had Madonna arms? It must be from having to lift all those terrible hats and plunk them on her head. I wasn't allowed to write that post because I had too many things to say about that butterfly conservatory she had on her melon for the premiere. What the -? Bitch, you are too old/not old enough to be that whimsical! Your gay husband should have put the kibosh on that! Unless it was his idea...

Sarah Jessica took part in a press day for some movie she has coming out, and answered many a question. She already has two fragrances on the market, and has a third "genderless" one coming out. She feels that if you don't smell, you're naked.

"I have a genderless one that I've been working on for about six months," she said, "and wore it a lot when I was shooting the movie. If I walk out without wearing fragrance, it's my version of being completely nude. Which, as you know, I never am." Yeah, you made Kim Cattrall handle that portion!